阿姨壓一壓歌詞

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[ar:一只橋仔]
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[00:10.28]來到石家莊
[00:11.86]席卷卷八荒
[00:13.68]每天duang duang duang
[00:15.26]哇
[00:15.68]那才叫爽
[00:16.74]浙江溫州浙江溫州
[00:17.90]最大最大皮皮革廠
[00:19.05]江江江南皮皮革廠倒閉了
[00:20.54]王王八蛋王八老板吃喝嫖賭
[00:21.90]欠3.5億
[00:22.63]帶著他的小姨子跑了
[00:23.88]今公大屁股蘊(yùn)大才
[00:25.51]在屁股鉆出來
[00:27.54]何乃強(qiáng)要我
[00:29.54]輕易的狗帶
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[00:31.29]自桓帝以來
[00:32.84]廣告我拍拍拍
[00:34.64]自靈帝以來
[00:36.63]我喝得起茅臺(tái)
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[00:38.35]欠3.5億
[00:39.73]黃鶴他沒有哭泣
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[00:41.81]值國(guó)難之際
[00:43.26]還要和我比一比
[00:45.37]不斷的練習(xí)
[00:46.79]輕松掌握加特技
[00:48.83]到處丟東西
[00:50.30]生靈有倒懸之急
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[00:52.62]我開挖掘機(jī)
[00:54.42]乃天心人意
[00:56.35]上班騎摩的
[00:58.02]乃自然之理
[00:59.39]我太祖萬姓傾心
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[01:01.24]非要我學(xué)配音
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[01:03.04]你真會(huì)往自己臉上貼金
[01:06.62]我世祖知天命
[01:08.38]非要學(xué)繞口令
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[01:10.24]郭將軍不信實(shí)乃悖人情
[01:13.86]諸葛老不死
[01:15.34]連占我?guī)鬃浅?br />[01:16.77]
[01:17.35]還約我明日
[01:18.79]拿著錢包抵工資
[01:20.95]我在天德池
[01:22.41]超長(zhǎng)待機(jī)十小時(shí)
[01:24.41]在里面拉屎
[01:25.77]做了一件大好事
[01:27.92]貧僧來著東土大唐
[01:29.83]欲到山東找藍(lán)翔
[01:31.54]你若以禮來降
[01:33.38]仍可趴在木板上
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[01:35.57]梁非凡吔屎
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[01:37.26]吔完加特技
[01:38.98]特技太粗鄙
[01:40.71]很黃很暴力
[01:42.01]你再看我這臺(tái)電腦花了八千
[01:44.31]想要開機(jī)有許多條件
[01:46.00]他可以讓你隨時(shí)隨地上天
[01:47.75]還可以讓你立刻
[01:48.85]變成同性戀
[01:49.88]他還內(nèi)置了一套保護(hù)程序
[01:51.19]即使大屁股裂了
[01:52.32]也沒有關(guān)系
[01:53.33]他他還內(nèi)置了12306
[01:54.87]他可以讓你立刻變得
[01:55.99]無比難受
[01:56.83]你即為富二代
[01:58.06]理當(dāng)通通20塊
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[02:00.02]今公孕大才
[02:01.43]何不與我談戀愛
[02:03.55]鑰匙配不來
[02:05.05]我就輕易的狗帶
[02:07.07]我出八千塊
[02:08.48]孔明你做我太太
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[02:10.76]黃鶴沒頭發(fā)
[02:12.17]我們都要支援他
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[02:14.16]摻了氮磷鉀
[02:15.60]頭發(fā)畝產(chǎn)一千八
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[02:17.78]沒有金坷垃
[02:19.20]黃鶴錢包都渣渣
[02:21.31]工資他不發(fā)
[02:22.69]帶小姨子種莊稼
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[02:25.35]春眠不覺曉
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[02:27.09]掌握了技巧
[02:28.84]吃冬蟲夏草
[02:30.31]能變成基佬
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[02:32.39]鋤禾日當(dāng)午
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[02:34.21]鉆出個(gè)UP主
[02:35.99]誰知盤中餐
[02:37.25]內(nèi)置了黃鶴王八蛋
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[02:46.45]每天看藍(lán)貓
[02:47.65]我有知識(shí)我自豪
[02:49.72]萬萬沒想到
[02:51.10]學(xué)了知識(shí)賣錢包