[ti:阿姨压一压]
[ar:一只桥仔]
[al:   ]
[by:]
[offset:0]
[00:00.24]阿姨压一压 - 一只桥仔
[00:01.52]
[00:02.90]汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪
[00:07.14]汪汪汪汪汪汪汪
[00:09.30]
[00:10.28]来到石家庄
[00:11.86]席卷卷八荒
[00:13.68]每天duang duang duang
[00:15.26]哇
[00:15.68]那才叫爽
[00:16.74]浙江温州浙江温州
[00:17.90]最大最大皮皮革厂
[00:19.05]江江江南皮皮革厂倒闭了
[00:20.54]王王八蛋王八老板吃喝嫖赌
[00:21.90]欠3.5亿
[00:22.63]带着他的小姨子跑了
[00:23.88]今公大屁股蕴大才
[00:25.51]在屁股钻出来
[00:27.54]何乃强要我
[00:29.54]轻易的狗带
[00:30.66]
[00:31.29]自桓帝以来
[00:32.84]广告我拍拍拍
[00:34.64]自灵帝以来
[00:36.63]我喝得起茅台
[00:37.79]
[00:38.35]欠3.5亿
[00:39.73]黄鹤他没有哭泣
[00:41.24]
[00:41.81]值国难之际
[00:43.26]还要和我比一比
[00:45.37]不断的练习
[00:46.79]轻松掌握加特技
[00:48.83]到处丢东西
[00:50.30]生灵有倒悬之急
[00:52.06]
[00:52.62]我开挖掘机
[00:54.42]乃天心人意
[00:56.35]上班骑摩的
[00:58.02]乃自然之理
[00:59.39]我太祖万姓倾心
[01:00.69]
[01:01.24]非要我学配音
[01:02.44]
[01:03.04]你真会往自己脸上贴金
[01:06.62]我世祖知天命
[01:08.38]非要学绕口令
[01:09.70]
[01:10.24]郭将军不信实乃悖人情
[01:13.86]诸葛老不死
[01:15.34]连占我几座城池
[01:16.77]
[01:17.35]还约我明日
[01:18.79]拿着钱包抵工资
[01:20.95]我在天德池
[01:22.41]超长待机十小时
[01:24.41]在里面拉屎
[01:25.77]做了一件大好事
[01:27.92]贫僧来着东土大唐
[01:29.83]欲到山东找蓝翔
[01:31.54]你若以礼来降
[01:33.38]仍可趴在木板上
[01:34.61]
[01:35.57]梁非凡吔屎
[01:36.73]
[01:37.26]吔完加特技
[01:38.98]特技太粗鄙
[01:40.71]很黄很暴力
[01:42.01]你再看我这台电脑花了八千
[01:44.31]想要开机有许多条件
[01:46.00]他可以让你随时随地上天
[01:47.75]还可以让你立刻
[01:48.85]变成同性恋
[01:49.88]他还内置了一套保护程序
[01:51.19]即使大屁股裂了
[01:52.32]也没有关系
[01:53.33]他他还内置了12306
[01:54.87]他可以让你立刻变得
[01:55.99]无比难受
[01:56.83]你即为富二代
[01:58.06]理当通通20块
[01:59.46]
[02:00.02]今公孕大才
[02:01.43]何不与我谈恋爱
[02:03.55]钥匙配不来
[02:05.05]我就轻易的狗带
[02:07.07]我出八千块
[02:08.48]孔明你做我太太
[02:10.14]
[02:10.76]黄鹤没头发
[02:12.17]我们都要支援他
[02:13.64]
[02:14.16]掺了氮磷钾
[02:15.60]头发亩产一千八
[02:17.20]
[02:17.78]没有金坷垃
[02:19.20]黄鹤钱包都渣渣
[02:21.31]工资他不发
[02:22.69]带小姨子种庄稼
[02:24.46]
[02:25.35]春眠不觉晓
[02:26.50]
[02:27.09]掌握了技巧
[02:28.84]吃冬虫夏草
[02:30.31]能变成基佬
[02:31.65]
[02:32.39]锄禾日当午
[02:33.63]
[02:34.21]钻出个UP主
[02:35.99]谁知盘中餐
[02:37.25]内置了黄鹤王八蛋
[02:38.93]
[02:46.45]每天看蓝猫
[02:47.65]我有知识我自豪
[02:49.72]万万没想到
[02:51.10]学了知识卖钱包