Dumb Ways to Die歌詞

[00:04.880]Set fire to your hair
[00:07.186]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:11.744]Eat medicine that’s out of date
[00:16.499]Use your private parts as piranha bait
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[00:36.098]Get your toast out with a fork
[00:39.126]Do your own electrical work
[00:43.106]Teach yourself how to fly
[00:47.396]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
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[01:07.379]Invite a psycho killer inside
[01:08.806]Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
[01:13.007]Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:17.317]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
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[01:38.797]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
[01:39.568]Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
[01:43.434]Eat a tube of superglue
[01:47.425]“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
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[02:10.685]Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:16.978]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:22.076]Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:26.655]Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
[02:32.580]Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:34.370]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
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