[00:04.880]Set fire to your hair
[00:07.186]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:11.744]Eat medicine that’s out of date
[00:16.499]Use your private parts as piranha bait
[00:20.498]Dumb ways to die
[00:23.797]So many dumb ways to die
[00:27.669]Dumb ways to die
[00:30.156]So many dumb ways to die
[00:36.098]Get your toast out with a fork
[00:39.126]Do your own electrical work
[00:43.106]Teach yourself how to fly
[00:47.396]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[00:51.626]Dumb ways to die
[00:55.900]So many dumb ways to die
[00:59.096]Dumb ways to die
[01:02.446]So many dumb ways to die
[01:07.379]Invite a psycho killer inside
[01:08.806]Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
[01:13.007]Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:17.317]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[01:21.136]Dumb ways to die
[01:25.070]So many dumb ways to die
[01:29.770]Dumb ways to die
[01:32.906]So many dumb ways to die
[01:38.797]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
[01:39.568]Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
[01:43.434]Eat a tube of superglue
[01:47.425]“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
[01:51.869]Dumb ways to die
[01:54.406]So many dumb ways to die
[01:59.096]Dumb ways to die
[02:02.966]So many dumb ways to die
[02:10.685]Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:16.978]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:22.076]Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:26.655]Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
[02:32.580]Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:34.370]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
[02:37.395]The dumbest ways to die
[02:42.278]Dumbest ways to die
[02:45.368]Dumbest ways to die
[02:50.078]So many dumb
[02:54.590]So many dumb ways to die