I Run NY

Ladies and Gentleman, the mayor of New York.

Good morning.

It s been brought to my attention that many rap artists

claim that they run New York.

But this is not the case.

In fact, I wrote my own song about what it s really like.

Please excuse the profanity in advance.

Hit it.

I run New York!

New York, big city of dreams

and you know that I run this town

king of the streets, dressed in concrete

skyscrapers on my crown

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So if you want this Big Apple

come try to take a bite!

Cause I run this motherfucking city

and I won t give it up without a fight!

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Yo I run New York

It s a pain in the ass

The city s crowded as fuck

and it s covered in trash

and the sanitation chief just shoveled shit in my face

another transit strike? aw, fucking great!

I can t wait to have another meeting with the labor union

so that Mark can bend me over and then shove their fucking shoe in

but I do it so you can sip your pumpkin lattes

I literally run New York and it s exhausting!

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I run New York

it s a fucking headache

it really wears you down

in this lake of bureaucratic bullshit

it s a miracle I don t drown!

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I don t literally run New York

I run the marathon

plus I organize it

so I double run the marathon

but no one seems to give a fuck that I m a paragon

instead they photoshop me so it s looking like I wear a thong

so they laugh at it in my own office when I m gone

went to the Nick s game and they booed me on the Jumbo Tron

excuse me for trying to help you

they won t be satisfied till I m locked up in Belleview

I guess they don t tell you this job sucks dick!

I run New York and it feels like shit!

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The chief of Police is a major bully

he laughs at my ideas

he made fun of my tie last week

and I had to fight back tears!

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Now on the surface, it probably looks like I should quit

cause I spend every day getting punched in the dick

but at night I travel down into the subway

wearing chain mail, locked and loaded for gun play

and battle the gigantic fire breathing mutant rats

if I fucking quit, who the fuck would do that?

I ll give you a hint, the answer is no one

that s why I m in the sewer dressed up like a show gun

cause I m the equinox

I helped James Springs

releasing hounds reef in the blood of kings

and no one even knows, they just think I m a dork

but I still kill those fucking dogs, cause I run New York!

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I run New York

it s a shitty gig

no overtime in my pay

I asked the city for a fucking bonus

and they said no fucking way!

so rotten is this big apple

it s crawling with worms inside

but I run this motherfucking shit hole city and it makes me want to die!

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I run New York!

Thank you.

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