The Kiss Walk Past

A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..

Hell yeah Im afraid of death

I dont want to die yet

A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil..

that I do all types of.. retarded shit

Look, I cant change the way I think

And I cant change the way I am

But if I offended you? Good

Cause I still dont give a fuck

Im zonin off of one joint, stoppin a limo

Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint

A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?

Fuck a needle, heres a sword, bodypierce with this

Livin amuk, never givin a fuck

Gimme the keys Im drunk, and Ive never driven a truck

But I smoke dope in a cab

Ill stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab

Come back the next week and re-open your scab (YEAH!)

A killer instinct runs in the blood

Emptyin full clips and buryin guns in the mud

Ive calmed down now -- I was heavy once into drugs

I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz

My brains gone, my souls worn and my spirit is torn

The rest of my bodys still bein operated on

Im ducked the fuck down while Im writin this rhyme

Cause Im probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time

[Chorus:]

For all the weed that Ive smoked - yo this blunts for you

To all the people Ive offended - yeah fuck you too!

To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past

But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS

For all the drugs that Ive done - yo Im still gon do

To all the people Ive offended - yeah fuck you too!

For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past

But I still dont give a fuck, yall can KISS MY ASS

[Eminem]

I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you

And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue

Ill hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles

And pull you apart from both angles

I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins

And bust open like broken water mains

So tell Saddam not to bother with makin another bomb

Cause Im crushin the whole world in my palm

Got your girl on my arm and Im armed with a firearm

So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb

Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on

And the pants to match ("Here momma try em on")

I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,

a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives

(Shittin on rappers) Causin hospital accidents

God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again

[Chorus]

For all the weed that Ive smoked - yo this blunts for you

To all the people Ive offended - yeah fuck you too!

To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past

But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS

For all the drugs that Ive done - yo Im still gon do

To all the people Ive offended - yeah fuck you too!

For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past

But I still dont give a fuck, yall can KISS MY ASS

[Eminem]

I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it

Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Ohh shit!)

Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt?

I cant rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet

Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches

Im withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches

I dont rap to get the women - fuck bitches

Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes

Never ran with a click - Im a posse

Kamikaze, strappin a motherfuckin bomb across me

From the second I was born, my momma lost me

Im a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy

I dont know why the fuck Im here in the first place

My worst day on this earth was my first birthday

Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage?

Fuck, I was born during the earthquake

[Chorus]

For all the weed that Ive smoked - yo this blunts for you

To all the people Ive offended - yeah fuck you too!

To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past

But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS

For all the drugs that Ive done - yo Im still gon do

To all the people Ive offended - yeah fuck you too!

For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past

But I still dont give a fuck, yall can KISS MY ASS