【搞笑川普】耙耳朵之歌

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(白：大家好，我是耙耳朵怕妻懦夫。今天，我要給大家講述一哈我的故事，聽好哈) <br /> 我的老婆 最愛亂發(fā)火 揪住了我的耳朵 <br /> 就算我沒錯 也要悔個過 誰叫我是怕老婆的耙耳朵 <br /> 老婆教育我 這是為了我（白：打是親，罵是愛） <br /> 免得我到處去闖禍 <br /> 老婆說什么 那就是什么 跟到領(lǐng)導(dǎo)永遠不會錯 <br /> 你對我一頓罵 滋潤我心窩 <br /> 我對你甜蜜蜜 讓你樂呵呵 <br /> 我就是最聽話 是你的耙耳朵 <br /> 我們倆的愛情就像　熱情的沙漠  <br /> 我的老婆 最愛亂發(fā)火 揪住了我的耳朵 <br /> 就算我沒錯 也要悔個過（白：我有錯，我悔過）  <br /> 誰叫我是怕老婆的耙耳朵 <br />  <br /> （白：耙耳朵耳朵是黑耙，一天到黑就遭婆娘打起耍。但是，哪里有壓迫，哪里就有反抗日終于有一天，耙耳朵渾了，他醒悟了，他要翻身農(nóng)奴把歌唱?。?<br /> 我的老婆 最愛亂發(fā)火 動不動叫我下課 <br /> 就算我沒錯 也要悔個過 我硬是不想當這個耙耳朵 <br /> 老婆打罵我 不分對和錯 還要老子給她洗腳 <br /> 婆娘說什么 我就做什么 老子就像傭人霉得挫 <br /> 我給你工資單 自己喝稀飯 <br /> 你給我一耳光 打得我起火 <br /> 我終于忍不住 伸出我的手 <br /> 指著婆娘鼻子就說  你給我下課?。ò祝耗憬o老子下課?。?/textarea></div><script>document.getElementById("lrctext").style.display="none";</script>
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