Better Skit#1

Now no-no-now nigga just, just sit down for a minute man

Cause I gotta get somethin off my chest.

You understand me?

I'm on the high wire at every night.

You understand me?

Balancing on that bitch is a motherfucker.

You understand me?

So you know, I'm balancin on that motherfucker

And he gon give me you know, twos and fews, twos and fews.

Eerryy time twos and fews

But them motherfuckin midgets is gettin paid man, I'm tellin you.

That little bitty motherfucker

You understand me?

But this little ring leader cat

You know, im sayin every time i sit him down im talkin to him

I'm sayin hey mayne look here, look here, can I get a raise?

You know what I'm sayin?

Hows a motherfucker half my motherfuckin size gettin paid more than me?

You understand me?

I'm gettin half of the money and i'm taller than the motherfucker.

Shit is crazy mayne.

You kno what im sayin?

The lion came out the motherfuckin cage? Aiight?

White people sittin on the front row

Like they do.

You understand me?

One of em wanna throw some popcorn at the lion.

I knew the motherfuckers hungry

Cuz they didnt feed the motherfucker at the last show

You understand me?

We stopped in kansas city, missouri and the motherfucker didn't even feed the lion.

What happened?

Three ate up lil white childern.

Jeesus

Who he blame it on?

ME!

You understand me?

That's some bullshit!

I don't feed the animals and the high wire

That's bullshit!

T-Pain: Y'all better not be smokin in my shit man!

Say what?

T-pain: Stop smokin in my fuckin cadillac man!

AINT NOBODY SMOKIN IN YO MOTHERFUCKIN CADILLAC MAN

T-Pain: Yes you is! Nigga, I see it!

I don't even know why you keep trippin on that shit!

T-Pain: becuz nigga thats my shit!

You understand me? It got a ashtray in the front the back the side all up in this motherfucker

T-Pain: That don't mean nothin!

Why you gotta ashtray you don't want nobody smokin in the motherfucker!

T-Pain: Cause I can motherfucker!

Well why we gotta ride in the god damn cadillac to begin wit?!

You aint got no regular motherfuckin transportation for a motherfucker?

ITS A CIRCUS!