Shorty Long

by Andrew HamiltonStanding a little over five feet in height, Frederick Earl Long (aka Shorty Long) was one of the funkiest singers to record at Motown Records. Long was born on May 20, 1940, in Birmingham, AL. While growing up he learned about music from people like Alvin Shine Robinson and W.C. Handy. The multi-talented singer could play piano, organ, drums, guitar, trumpet, harmonica, and was probably an excellent hand clapper. In Birmingham he worked as a DJ, toured with the Ink Spots, and gigged at club called Old Stables. In 1959, Long moved to Detroit, caught the ear of Harvey Fuqua, and cut two singles for Fuquas Tri-Phi label. Ill Be Here, backed with Bad Willie, came out in 1962 and went unnoticed; the follow-up, Too Smart, released later in the year, stiffed as well. Fuqua, tired of fighting with distributors and doing all the things it takes to run a label, decided to sell his operation to Berry Gordy, and Shorty Long became a Motown artist. His first release, Devil With the Blue Dress On, was a slow bluesy grinder with a stinging solo guitar that accented the break. Long and William Stevenson wrote Devil and it had all the ingredients of a hit but, for some reason, didnt chart. (Detroiter Mitch Ryder recorded Devil at a frantic pace, and the energy propelled the song to the fourth position on Billboards pop chart.) His next release, Its a Crying Shame, did nothing. Then came what should have been a million seller — Longs funky name-dropping soulful Function at the Junction; written by Shorty Long and Eddie Holland, the song had it all — funky beat, soulful singing, good lyrics, danceability, everything — yet, it only climbed to the number 97 position on the pop chart in 1966. His classic remake of the Big Boppers Chantilly Lace received some spins but failed to impact, despite a cool spoken intro by Long and a rollicking honky tonk piano. Ironically, his next release, Night Fo Last, went to number 75 on Billboards Top 100, 22 slots better than Function, and the song isnt half as good, a good effort that got lost in the mix. Shorty Long had to wait until 1968 before he had his first bona fide hit in the music business. Here Comes the Judge was a popular catch phrase, partly because of Flip Wilson, but it was funnyman Pig Meat Markum who really coined the phrase years earlier. Here Comes the Judge, a funky record (all of Shorty Longs recordings are funky), had some nifty lyrics and a percolating, bubbling beat, and zoomed all the way to number eight on the charts. An excellent LP was released, which included his hits, should-have-been hits, and some new stuff like Dont Mess With My Weekends and Here Comes Fat Albert. Oddly, Its a Crying Shame and Chantilly Lace werent included, nor were the Tri-Phi singles. Sadly, just when Shortys career was about to take off and his talent recognized, he died in a boating accident with friend Oscar Williams on June 29, 1969, on the Detroit River. Motown released a second LP, The Prime of Shorty Long, and like the first it showcased the many talents of the diminutive singer. Before his death, Motown allowed Shorty to produce himself; the only other Motown singer allowed to do this was Smokey Robinson. The late Earl Van Dyke, Motowns session pianist, says Shorty used to come in and say, Today we aint playing nuthin but funk, if you dont feel funky, take a drink of this, and then hell reach in his coat and pull out a bottle of liquor.