咋會(huì)這么堵歌詞

[ti:咋會(huì)這么堵]
[ar:何瑤]
[al:使命英雄]
[by:尚音QQ1399898968]
[00:00.75]咋會(huì)這么堵
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[00:03.40]演唱：何瑤
[00:04.65]作詞：何瑤
[00:05.96]作曲：何瑤
[00:07.21]發(fā)行：尚音文化
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[00:10.31]哎呀我的天啊
[00:11.81]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[00:13.06]恁咋開了車啊
[00:14.41]咱白加不中么
[00:15.61]哎呀我的天啊
[00:16.92]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[00:18.17]恁咋修了路啊
[00:19.38]咋會(huì)沒修通么
[00:20.59]
[00:20.89]哎呀我的天啊
[00:22.09]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[00:23.39]恁咋開了車啊
[00:24.59]咱白加不中么
[00:25.89]哎呀我的天啊
[00:27.24]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[00:28.54]恁咋修了路啊
[00:29.69]咋會(huì)沒修通么
[00:30.64]
[00:31.09]每天早上七點(diǎn)半
[00:32.45]我出門還不算晚
[00:33.80]今天的霧霾有點(diǎn)大
[00:35.10]紅綠燈都看不見
[00:36.35]看不見我看不見他
[00:37.55]也看不見電子眼
[00:38.95]專家說 慢慢來
[00:40.25]這天氣慢慢習(xí)慣
[00:41.40]
[00:41.65]開著三邁的車速
[00:42.81]路況我不喜歡
[00:44.06]看著前車的屁股
[00:45.36]尾氣大的叫人煩
[00:46.66]到底要走哪條路
[00:47.97]看自己有沒遠(yuǎn)見
[00:49.27]看 看 看
[00:49.88]跟著導(dǎo)航咱就兜個(gè)圈
[00:51.28]
[00:51.68]金水路上轉(zhuǎn)一轉(zhuǎn)
[00:53.13]還有快速北三環(huán)
[00:54.39]七點(diǎn)出門去上班
[00:55.68]現(xiàn)在看表九點(diǎn)半
[00:56.93]還有隴海高架橋
[00:58.25]如同停車場一般
[00:59.54]設(shè)計(jì)蓋橋的時(shí)候
[01:00.90]恁真該修個(gè)衛(wèi)生間
[01:01.89]
[01:02.14]我小路上了大路
[01:03.44]只要有空我就鉆
[01:04.69]上了京沙龜速路
[01:06.04]下橋咋會(huì)這么難
[01:07.34]后邊那個(gè)師傅
[01:08.65]喇叭你別不停的按
[01:09.74]給你騰出空間
[01:10.99]咋啦 你能飛上天
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[01:12.29]
[01:12.49]哎呀我的天啊
[01:13.74]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[01:14.99]恁咋開了車啊
[01:16.25]咱白加不中么
[01:17.49]哎呀我的天啊
[01:18.80]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[01:20.11]恁咋修了路啊
[01:21.25]咋會(huì)沒修通么
[01:22.26]
[01:22.76]哎呀我的天啊
[01:24.01]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[01:25.31]恁咋開了車啊
[01:26.31]咱白加不中么
[01:27.86]哎呀我的天啊
[01:29.16]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[01:30.43]恁咋修了路啊
[01:31.63]咋會(huì)沒修通么
[01:32.58]
[01:33.03]一個(gè)小時(shí)前 你問我走到哪里
[01:35.43]現(xiàn)在我就告訴你
[01:36.93]我還站在原地
[01:38.23]紅燈來的時(shí)候
[01:39.43]我看看手機(jī)微信
[01:40.79]綠燈來了也過不去
[01:42.14]還得玩手機(jī)
[01:42.89]
[01:43.39]越等我越煩躁
[01:44.49]我哪哪都可捉急
[01:45.94]眼看這都動(dòng)不了
[01:47.24]還有人一直滴滴滴
[01:48.59]兩眼冒汗的我
[01:49.84]這多尷尬的表情
[01:51.14]幸好我的車?yán)?
[01:52.29]還有一個(gè)脈動(dòng)瓶
[01:53.14]
[01:53.69]導(dǎo)航告訴我
[01:54.74]前方就是目的地
[01:56.09]到地轉(zhuǎn)了五六圈
[01:57.64]真是沒地停
[01:58.84]好不容易有車走
[02:00.24]我急忙開過去
[02:01.54]大媽推著三輪車
[02:02.84]占位搶了先機(jī)
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[02:04.14]前方也就幾米
[02:05.29]就是過不去
[02:06.59]眼看著打卡的時(shí)間
[02:07.94]離我是越來越近
[02:09.24]再我車窗前
[02:10.39]一個(gè)熟悉的身影
[02:11.79]這不是俺經(jīng)理
[02:13.04]他坐了一個(gè)摩的
[02:14.14]
[02:14.49]哎呀我的天啊
[02:15.64]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[02:16.94]恁咋開了車啊
[02:18.19]咱白加不中么
[02:19.39]哎呀我的天啊
[02:20.74]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[02:22.04]恁咋修了路啊
[02:23.24]咋會(huì)沒修通么
[02:24.24]
[02:24.69]哎呀我的天啊
[02:25.90]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[02:27.25]恁咋開了車啊
[02:28.45]咱白加不中么
[02:29.80]哎呀我的天啊
[02:31.05]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[02:32.25]恁咋修了路啊
[02:33.50]咋會(huì)沒修通么
[02:34.50]
[02:45.50]工作一天終于下班
[02:46.70]可我還不想走
[02:47.90]原因很簡單
[02:49.00]路上不定堵到啥時(shí)候
[02:50.60]其實(shí)不想走
[02:51.65]其實(shí)我也不想留
[02:52.80]就想路上撒撒歡
[02:54.40]我使勁給給油
[02:55.20]
[02:55.65]我美麗的大鄭州
[02:56.80]你能不能不挖溝
[02:58.20]我路上跑的頻率
[02:59.60]趕不上你節(jié)奏
[03:00.85]電纜管子下水道子
[03:02.10]咱別天天修
[03:03.35]我都不信嫩不堵車
[03:04.76]堵車嫩不難受
[03:05.66]
[03:06.01]有位叫做河南人的網(wǎng)友 發(fā)來消息
[03:08.51]他說到處都在堵車
[03:10.01]建議大家繞行
[03:11.18]繞到哪嫩看住辦
[03:12.53]反正哪都過不去
[03:13.73]沒出門的別動(dòng)車了
[03:15.08]最好低碳出行
[03:16.18]
[03:16.53]幾百萬法拉利
[03:17.63]還是幾萬的比亞迪
[03:18.93]高峰路上試一試
[03:20.18]恁哪個(gè)比過摩的
[03:21.48]好了不說了
[03:22.58]有人給我發(fā)個(gè)信息
[03:23.78]我得下樓挪個(gè)車
[03:25.33]大家吐槽繼續(xù)
[03:26.33]
[03:26.73]哎呀我的天啊
[03:27.98]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[03:29.23]恁咋開了車啊
[03:30.48]白加不中么
[03:31.73]哎呀我的天啊
[03:33.03]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[03:34.33]恁咋修了路啊
[03:35.48]咋會(huì)沒修通么
[03:36.53]
[03:36.93]哎呀我的天啊
[03:38.18]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[03:39.48]恁咋開了車啊
[03:40.73]白加不中么
[03:42.03]哎呀我的天啊
[03:43.38]咋會(huì)這么堵啊
[03:44.58]恁咋修了路啊
[03:45.78]咋會(huì)沒修通么
[03:46.73]
[03:47.33]堵 堵 堵 成天堵車堵了直撓頭
[03:49.73]路 路 路 成天修了都是溝
[03:52.43]酷 酷 酷 再好的車恁有摩的牛
[03:55.23]老式 火車站走不 走 三十
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