[00:00.22]Drunk On A Plane - Dierks Bentley
[00:10.42]I took 2 weeks vacation,
[00:12.30]for the honey moon
[00:15.01]A couple tickets all inclusive,
[00:17.60]down in cancun
[00:19.72]I couldn t get my money back so,
[00:22.53]I m in seat 7A
[00:26.81]I m gettin drunk on a plane
[00:29.24]I bet the feller on the aisle
[00:31.89]thought I was crazy
[00:33.68]Cause I taped your picture
[00:35.39]To the seat back right beside me
[00:38.19]Now I ve got empty mini bottle
[00:40.78]fillin both our trays
[00:45.38]I m gettin drunk on a plane
[00:47.70]Buyin drinks for everybody
[00:49.07]But the pilot, it s a party.
[00:51.95]Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like the G6
[00:56.62]Stewardess is somethin sexy
[00:59.32]Leanin pourin coke and whiskey
[01:01.37]Told her about my condition
[01:03.36]Got a little mile-high flight attention
[01:06.50]It s mardi gras
[01:07.76]
[01:09.18]Up in the clouds
[01:11.45]I m up so high, I may never come down
[01:16.14]I ll try anything to drown out the pain
[01:20.83]They all know why,
[01:22.88]I m gettin drunk on a plane.
[01:26.37]
[01:34.26]We had this date marked
[01:35.99]on the calendar forever
[01:38.76]We d take that new wed limo
[01:40.74]to the airport ride together
[01:43.35]I feel like a plastic groom
[01:45.74]Alone up there on top of the cake
[01:49.52]So hey, I m gettin drunk on a plane
[01:52.68]Buyin drinks for everybody
[01:54.76]But the pilot, it s a party.
[01:57.12]Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like a G6
[02:01.82]Stewardess is somethin sexy
[02:04.08]Leanin pourin coke and whiskey
[02:06.32]Told her about my condition
[02:08.57]Got a little mile-high flight attention
[02:12.30]It s mardi gras
[02:14.53]Up in the clouds
[02:16.71]I m up so high, I may never come down.
[02:21.49]I ll try anything to drown out the pain.
[02:26.10]They all know why, I m gettin drunk on a plane.
[02:32.09]
[02:51.23]On my way home
[02:52.40]I ll bump this seat right up to first class
[02:55.53]So I can drink that cheap
[02:57.60]champagne out of a real glass
[03:00.30]And when we land I ll call her up
[03:02.71]and tell her Kiss my ass
[03:06.63]Cause hey, I m drunk on a plane
[03:10.28]Buyin drinks of everybody
[03:11.64]But the pilot, it s a party
[03:14.04]Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like a G6
[03:18.61]Stewardess is something sexy
[03:21.82]Leanin pourin coke and whiskey
[03:23.35]Told her about my condition
[03:25.57]Got a little mile-high flight attention
[03:29.38]It s mardi gras
[03:31.43]Up in the clouds
[03:33.64]I m up so high,
[03:36.11]I may never come down.
[03:38.28]I ll try anything to drown out the pain.
[03:42.89]They all know why,
[03:44.98]I m gettin drunk on a plane.
[03:47.95]
[03:49.49]I m gettin drunk on a plane.
[03:53.11]
[03:54.02]I m might be passed out
[03:57.87]
[03:59.01]In the baggage claim
[04:02.69]But right now, I m drunk on a plane.
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