Asshole歌詞

[00:00.38]I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
[00:03.00]An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling
[00:05.69]But don t think I ever stopped
[00:06.81]To think I was speaking to children
[00:08.31]Everything was happening so fast
[00:09.74]It was like I blinked, sold three million
[00:11.43]Then it all went blank, all I remember
[00:12.80]Is feeling ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feeling
[00:15.05]Like I am always under attack man
[00:16.36]I could have stacked my shit list to the ceiling
[00:18.10]Women dish him but really thinking
[00:19.54]If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him
[00:22.35]Guess I m a little bit of a hypocrite
[00:24.09]When I m ripping shit, but since when did this many
[00:26.09]People ever give a shit but I had to say
[00:27.90]It s just my opinion
[00:28.84]If it contradicts how I m living
[00:30.58]Put a dick in your rear end and guess what
[00:32.27]Every time you mention a lyric, I thank you for it
[00:34.39]For drawing more attention toward it
[00:36.07]Cause it gave me an enormous platform of platitude
[00:38.01]Thought I was that important
[00:39.39]But you can t ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
[00:42.08]And battle for it, mad awards, act paranoid
[00:44.14]Attaboy, they told me to slow down, and I just zone out
[00:47.07]Good luck trying to convince a blonde
[00:48.45]That s like telling Gwen Stefan that she sold out
[00:50.32]Cause I was tryna leave, no doubt
[00:51.88]In anyone s mind one day I d go down
[00:53.69]In history think they know now
[00:55.00]Because everybody knows
[00:55.69]Everybody knows that you re just an asshole
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[00:59.99]Everywhere that you go, people wanna go
[01:04.67] Oh, everyone knows
[01:06.11]Everybody knows, so don t pretend to be nice
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[01:11.04]There s no place you can hide
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[01:13.78]You are just an asshole
[01:16.03]Everyone knows, everyone knows
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[01:18.76]Thanks for the support, asshole thanks for the support, asshole
[01:23.32]Quit acting salty, I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth
[01:26.75]When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out
[01:28.68]Thought I was history
[01:29.68]But goddamn, honkey, that compliment s like backhanding a donkey
[01:32.61]Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth
[01:34.55]Lay em off it
[01:35.17]But what the fuck is all this thrash talking about
[01:36.98]The fight was fixed, I m back and you can t stop me
[01:39.04]You knock me down, I went down from the counter
[01:40.91]I fell but the fans caught me, and now
[01:42.54]You re gonna have to beat the fuckin pants off me
[01:44.41]To take my belt, word to Pacquiao
[01:46.28]Momma said there ain t nothing else to talk about
[01:48.34]Gotta go in that ring and knock them out
[01:50.21]Or you better not come out
[01:51.33]It s poetry in motion, like Freddie Roach
[01:53.21]when he s quoting Shakespeare
[01:55.27]So what if the insults are revolting
[01:56.76]Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
[01:58.57]You think it s a joke til you re bullet riddled
[02:00.45]But you should give little shit what I think
[02:02.19]This whole world is a mess
[02:03.81]Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest, and a Glock
[02:06.25]Just to go out watch Batman
[02:07.56]Who needs a test to test the testicles, not that man
[02:09.74]Half of you don t got the guts and intestinal blockage
[02:11.62]Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model
[02:14.30]Before they put bathsalts and all those water bottles in Colorado
[02:17.55]So get lost, Waldo
[02:18.73]My soul s escaping through this asshole that is gaping
[02:20.92]A black hole that I m swallowing this track whole
[02:22.98]With a pack torn of paper
[02:24.23]But I m not taking no crap, ho
[02:25.91]Here I go down the back pole
[02:27.22]And I m changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go
[02:29.97]Trying to dip through the back door retreating cause everybody knows
[02:32.58]Everybody knows that you re just an asshole
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[02:36.51]Everywhere that you go, people wanna go
[02:41.00] Oh, everyone knows
[02:42.63]Everybody knows, so don t pretend to be nice
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[02:47.49]There s no place you can hide
[02:50.18]You are just an asshole
[02:52.43]Everyone knows, everyone knows
[02:54.55]Holy mackeral, I m the biggest jerk on the planet earth
[02:56.85]I smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bull
[02:59.72]Thinkin we have some magnetic pull
[03:01.47]Screamin ICP in this bitch, how do magnets work!?
[03:04.53]Cause you re attractive, but we ain t attractable
[03:06.40]Hate to be dramatical, but I m not romantical
[03:08.46]I m making up words you can understandable, It s tragical
[03:11.52]Thinkin some magical shit s gonna happen? That ain t practical
[03:14.08]You crackin a joke, it s laughable,
[03:16.20]cause me and love s like a bad combination
[03:18.07]I keep them feelings locked in a vault
[03:19.88]So it s safe to say I m uncrackable
[03:21.51]My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
[03:24.19]Bitch you just need a helmet because
[03:25.68]if you think you re special, you re retarded.
[03:27.37]Thinkin you re one of a kind, like you got some
[03:30.11]platinum vagina, you re a train wreck, I got a one track mind
[03:32.61]Shorty you re fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er
[03:35.67]Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor
[03:38.29]Been tryina, hunt me down like a dog, cause you re on my ass
[03:41.28]But you can t get a scent because all of my spare time is spent
[03:43.84]With my nose in this binder, so don t bother tryin
[03:46.09]Only women that I love are my daughters
[03:47.65]And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds
[03:49.15]like I forget I m a father, and I push it further
[03:51.33]So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line
[03:54.01]It s apparent I shouldn t of been a parent I ll never grow up
[03:57.07]So to hell with your parents, and motherfucking father time
[03:59.82]And it ain t never gonna stop. A pessimist
[04:01.56]who transforms you to Optimus in his prime
[04:04.00]so even if I m half dead, I m half alive
[04:06.06]Throw all my half empty glass in a cup,
[04:07.80]now my cup is runneth over
[04:08.93]And I m about to set it on you like a motherfucking coaster
[04:11.74]I m goin back to what got me here, yeah cocky,
[04:14.48]and can t not been? rude off?
[04:16.10]so fear not my dear, and dry up your teardrops I m here
[04:19.47]White America s mirror,
[04:20.64]so I feel awkward and weird,
[04:21.69]you stare at me and see yourself, because you re one too.
[04:23.51]You shouldn t be as shocked, because everybody knows.
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