醫(yī)生歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : 河馬醫(yī)師
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Rob Fel
[00:02.678]祝各位
[00:04.431]身體健康
[00:05.929]中秋快樂
[00:07.423]家庭幸福
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[00:11.437]手術(shù)刀切開左肋下方6厘米
[00:13.682]手術(shù)鉗撐開腹肌同結(jié)腸個(gè)位
[00:16.935]見到粒子彈系個(gè)腎旁邊
[00:18.928]個(gè)腎有D裂開要縫埋先
[00:22.670]今次算你好彩我有蛋白線
[00:25.670]不過加料埋單就要加五千
[00:28.423]啪支利多卡因開始夾子彈
[00:31.435]唔喺全麻都系想慳時(shí)間
[00:34.184]OK！ 用生理鹽水沖兩次
[00:36.922]吸干D血水就開始縫埋線
[00:39.926]個(gè)傷口實(shí)在有D大怕會(huì)爆開
[00:43.183]而家用繃帶卷實(shí)冇事唔好拆開
[00:46.186]好彩今次我得閑都算趕得切
[00:48.676]系停車場(chǎng)幫人開刀都算第一次
[00:51.676]下個(gè)禮拜搵我拆線順便請(qǐng)吃飯
[00:54.417]今次就計(jì)你平D 收兩萬
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[01:03.434]身體事革命的本錢
[01:08.424]有病記得去大醫(yī)院睇醫(yī)生
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[01:20.676]又喺同一個(gè)槍手你真系濕滯
[01:23.419]邊有咁巧又打埋同一個(gè)位
[01:26.171]今次左邊個(gè)膊頭又中多槍
[01:29.201]打咩六寸你就直接瞓黑箱
[01:31.928]先打20毫升硫酸阿托品
[01:34.935]一次開兩刀又真系好難忍
[01:37.930]先從肩胛骨嘅上方慢慢切開
[01:40.679]韌帶個(gè)窿大到可以種盆栽
[01:43.934]子彈同碎片已經(jīng)清干凈嗮
[01:46.681]再用零九嘅線縫翻埋條韌帶
[01:49.436]左腰個(gè)窿咁大都唔洗切開黎睇
[01:52.861]哇~爛成咁個(gè)腎真系直接報(bào)廢
[01:55.635]個(gè)腎幫你切干凈唔洗另外加錢
[01:58.381]而家?guī)湍憧p翻條十二指腸先
[02:01.374]開工著件避彈衣咪幾好
[02:03.884]好過山長(zhǎng)水遠(yuǎn)要我搵你找數(shù)