軟硬歌詞

[ar:軟硬天師]
[ti:軟硬]
[00:00.00]軟硬 - 軟硬天師
[00:00.30]詞：林海峰/葛民輝
[00:00.60]曲：Jerald/林海峰/葛民輝
[00:00.90]一軟一硬 left right left right
[00:04.71]一軟一硬 left right left right
[00:20.17]Left right left
[00:21.17]葛：Hay 孖蒸孖蒸跟我操兵
[00:24.96]黎啦天師鬼馬雙星
[00:27.27]不要謙福兄弟照顧
[00:29.32]C3 eo up 2 d2
[00:31.16]Jan：油精
[00:32.37]葛：淫夫
[00:33.40]Jan：One two
[00:34.31]葛：人妻
[00:35.30]Jan：一夫
[00:36.33]葛：小姐飲者高呼
[00:38.09]系樹幻想啜棍好 cool
[00:39.55]Jan：好啦 你地乖乖地坐低
[00:42.01]歌精舞勁一 pair pair 系威
[00:44.12]生左個女想再追個仔
[00:46.27]烏龜兔仔比賽梗要睇
[00:48.27]葛：呢個高
[00:49.45]Jan：果個矮
[00:50.44]葛：講下東
[00:51.38]Jan：講下西
[00:52.41]合：先夠瘋先夠輝
[00:54.33]一拖一出街示威
[00:56.32]相當興奮
[00:57.28]合：有個要愿打有個要愿死至合襯
[01:00.76]T-back 鼓棍
[01:01.98]合：棍棍二合一天都 lum
[01:04.85]打?qū)I鋪訓
[01:06.09]合：兩個五十分變到百二分登登登
[01:09.27]分開走近
[01:10.36]合：呢鋪分開玩怎么吸引
[01:13.41]一軟一硬
[01:14.85]合：起身踎低
[01:17.37]一軟一硬
[01:19.33]合：交叉走位
[01:21.75]一軟一硬
[01:23.71]合：Left right left right
[01:26.11]好軟好硬
[01:37.16]Left right left right
[01:39.16]Left right
[01:39.91]葛：講番 dd 軟硬天師
[01:43.92]葛：Check two 3 three 我地開始
[01:46.07]葛：cr 開咪最后卒之爭 dd
[01:49.89]Jan：其實每碌橙要拼煎蛋
[01:52.60]Jan：其實杏色總要加橙
[01:55.07]一莊一閑咁先至好玩
[01:58.10]葛：老友老友你講完未
[02:01.05]葛：好煩好煩你好長氣
[02:03.21]葛：俞錚問我地要點玩就先講定
[02:07.87]如果你杯凍啡冇冰
[02:09.28]等于朝偉唔愛嘉玲
[02:11.08]如果凹與凸其實整定
[02:13.09]唔洗講野黎啦佳偶天成
[02:15.57]相當興奮
[02:16.89]合：有個要愿打有個要愿死至合襯
[02:20.03]T-back 鼓棍
[02:21.14]合：棍棍二合一天都 lum
[02:24.32]打?qū)I鋪訓
[02:25.48]合：兩個五十分變到百二分登登登
[02:28.61]分開走近
[02:29.68]合：今晚一起玩咁先頂癮
[02:32.55]一軟一硬
[02:34.50]合：起身踎低
[02:36.83]一軟一硬
[02:38.84]合：交叉走位
[02:41.16]一軟一硬
[02:42.99]合：Left right left right
[02:45.36]好軟好硬
[02:56.52]Left right left right
[02:59.55]相當興奮
[03:00.75]合：有個要愿打有個要愿死至合襯
[03:03.86]T-back 鼓棍
[03:04.99]合：棍棍二合一天都 lum
[03:07.95]打?qū)I鋪訓
[03:09.24]合：兩個五十分變到百二分登登登
[03:12.33]雙手打震
[03:13.59]合：先生起雙飛煙花即噴
[03:16.66]一軟一硬
[03:18.18]合：起身踎低
[03:20.68]一軟一硬
[03:22.47]合：交叉走位
[03:25.08]一軟一硬
[03:26.89]合：Left right left right
[03:29.50]一個死硬