拾女婿(十八扯唱段)歌詞

[00:00.066]爺 你不用走嘞 咋啦
[00:03.517]我聽(tīng)人家老年人說(shuō)
[00:05.116]你年輕哩時(shí)候會(huì)唱戲
[00:07.764]唱戲啊 要說(shuō)唱戲
[00:10.956]爺可不是外行啊
[00:12.816]年輕嘞時(shí)候爺唱嘞通好著嘞
[00:16.551]爺你都會(huì)唱啥
[00:17.862]你說(shuō)是梆子曲子二夾弦
[00:20.279]越調(diào)平調(diào)道情班
[00:21.864]生旦凈末丑獅子老虎狗
[00:24.276]吹拉打彈唱文武昆亂我一腳踢啊
[00:29.324]爺 那你唱兩出兒讓我聽(tīng)聽(tīng)唄
[00:31.975]多年不唱了
[00:33.831]也沒(méi)有嗓子了牙也掉了
[00:36.487]說(shuō)話都跑風(fēng) 唱戲也不中啊
[00:39.939]中中中
[00:41.802]你想聽(tīng)兩句路戲兒嘞
[00:43.128]想聽(tīng)兩句路戲兒嘞
[00:44.187]那我先給你說(shuō)幾出戲你點(diǎn)點(diǎn)吧
[00:47.115]那好啊 你說(shuō)吧
[00:48.971]你聽(tīng)
[00:50.041]你說(shuō)是
[00:54.039]四大城頭五大征
[00:55.632]火燒戰(zhàn)船借東風(fēng)
[00:57.235]背靴背鞭背公公
[00:58.846]觀燈祭燈帶頂燈
[01:00.177]花木蘭穆桂英
[01:01.780]紅娘‘西廂鳳儀亭
[01:03.392]卷席筒審誥命
[01:04.726]孫悟空三打白骨精
[01:06.317]打嚴(yán)嵩打城隍
[01:07.643]也打登州打面缸
[01:08.975]打罷焦贊打孟良
[01:10.298]然后再打小韓昌
[01:11.630]還有棒打無(wú)情郎
[01:12.985]打金枝罵金殿
[01:14.311]曹莊殺妻牧羊圈
[01:15.625]鬧罷山窩鬧酒店
[01:16.971]武松打虎白蛇傳
[01:18.295]抬花轎甩大辮
[01:19.350]三不愿意趕花船
[01:20.409]過(guò)五關(guān)斬六將
[01:21.209]擂鼓三通斬蔡陽(yáng)
[01:22.281]黃鶴樓長(zhǎng)坂坡
[01:22.803]徐庶走馬薦諸葛
[01:24.395]侯七推磨雙怕婆
[01:25.458]真假李逵拾玉鐲
[01:26.529]全都會(huì)全都懂
[01:27.592]人家叫我老戲桶
[01:30.002]哈哈哈
[01:33.710]爺 怪不得人家叫你老戲桶
[01:36.098]你會(huì)嘞可真多
[01:37.439]這時(shí)候忘嘞也差不多了
[01:39.561]還中 爺 那你唱一出讓我聽(tīng)聽(tīng)吧
[01:42.223]我給你唱兩句吧 中
[01:44.897]繼兒 白說(shuō)唱啦 爺我都不敢咳嗽
[01:50.745]你要是咳嗽一聲
[01:52.338]我要是咳嗽一聲
[01:53.397]弦子鼓子都得響
[01:56.052]咦咦咦 又噴嘞 誰(shuí)信啊
[01:58.979]噴嘞？裁縫端碗油可不是噴嘞
[02:03.253]你聽(tīng)聽(tīng)吧 唉嗨
[02:11.269]就是響了
[02:12.867]不是爺噴嘞吧
[02:15.005]爺 那是他拉嘞
[02:18.212]乖乖你真聰明啊
[02:20.071]他不拉就會(huì)響啦
[02:22.451]爺給你唱一段越調(diào)吧
[02:25.125]越調(diào)那好 我就好聽(tīng)越調(diào)
[02:27.508]好聽(tīng)越調(diào)
[02:28.572]就咱爺倆
[02:29.641]可別扣我的戲眼啊
[02:30.971]不會(huì)的
[02:32.553]中 小繼兒
[02:36.272]哎
[02:43.177]與我?guī)穪?lái)啊
[02:59.151]叫我喊喊腔
[03:20.428]那個(gè)十冬臘月里可是好熱的天
[04:30.663]（十冬臘月里好熱嘞天咋回事?。?br />[04:49.000]十冬臘月里好熱的天
[04:52.985]牛皋把守在虎牢關(guān)
[04:56.907]取妻名叫穆桂英
[04:58.769]生下一女花木蘭
[05:17.366]姜子牙差人來(lái)下聘吶
[05:21.608]差來(lái)個(gè)媒婆潘金蓮
[05:26.389]張飛敬德放鞭炮
[05:28.522]馬武抬轎把親搬
[05:47.154]新女婿關(guān)公下了轎
[05:51.409]來(lái)了個(gè)陪客張定邊
[05:55.124]武大郎一見(jiàn)往里讓
[05:57.509]讓進(jìn)了那位龍虎狀元薛丁山
[06:17.706]上轎去本是孟姜女
[06:22.218]下轎來(lái)變成了秦香蓮
[06:25.677]諸葛亮只把天地拜
[06:27.807]呂洞賓洞房去安眠
[06:46.162]韓湘子掀開(kāi)羅緯觀看
[06:49.888]不好了 變成了白蛇和許仙
[06:54.673]生下一子包文正
[06:56.529]豬八戒叩喜到門(mén)前
[07:14.346]楊老將一見(jiàn)沖沖怒
[07:18.623]手指著韓信罵聲李淵
[07:22.137]你不該差來(lái)孫悟空
[07:24.515]搶走了我妻武則天
[07:30.629]（孫悟空搶媳婦兒?。?br />[07:44.212]爺唱的秦漢三國(guó)那個(gè)唐宋元吶
[07:48.720]這叫七不聯(lián)來(lái)八也不沾
[07:52.445]起名字就叫十八扯
[07:54.319]我說(shuō)小繼呀
[07:56.969]看爺我扯的全不全吶
[08:06.024]就這吧
[08:07.077]爺 你唱嘞可真全
[08:08.936]這一會(huì)啊 我聽(tīng)了好幾十出戲
[08:11.069]不中啦孩子 都忘完了
[08:13.720]還中還中
[08:14.784]你聽(tīng)這破喉嚨啞嗓嘞
[08:16.381]這一唱喉嚨眼兒里光發(fā)癢
[08:19.583]中 老功夫了 你坐這歇會(huì)吧
[08:23.302]中