Well, I killed my dad
In a con gone bad
Nearly drank myself to death
But when he died he said
Lou had the cake
So I caught a bus headin' west
I saw the numbers running through a small cafe
And I knew
I'd find my
Uncle Lou
That's when
Ed stepped up
He said pick a card
Shape the con before it shapes you
Who sent ya'?
Sam ******'
Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya'?
Who sent ya'?
Who sent ya'?
Sam ******'
Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya'?
Now I met my uncle for the very first time
And he sent me on a con with
Ed So we came callin' on his girl
Diane A blone girl dressed in red
I guess pigeon dropping was the name of the game
And I had to pay my dues
Well fun time
Family fun was the plan
Shape the con before it shapes you
Who sent ya'?
Sam ******'
Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya'?
Who sent ya' baby girl?
Sam ******'
Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya'?
Sam Peckinpah tried to choke
Eddie out
But he cut him from ear to ear
Then he grabbed old
Lou said "We **** now"
On his face a twisted jeer
He took old
Lou to the same cafe'
Eddie couldn't have been much higher
When he tied him up
It was his intent
To put his head in that deep fryer
Well, Diane told me
I tackled
Ed As we did a little wiggle and dance
When we were done
Ed got a hot head
WELL VIVA
LA ******'
FRANCE MAN!
Someone tryin' to kill me man? (They're trying to kill you Eddie)
The ******* eggars(?)
Someone tryin' to kill me man? (They're trying to kill you Eddie)
The ******* eggars(?)
Guess they may be friends(for Ed)(?) (All ******' summer long sugar)
Who sent you?
Sam ******'
Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya'?
Who sent ya' baby girl?
Sma ******'
Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya'?
You shape the con or
It'll shape you
You shape the con
You shape the con or
It'll shape you
You shape the con
Praise *******
God!(?)