考試之神歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : Chance?Lee
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Chance?Lee
[00:16.914]睜開眼我在哪里
[00:19.135]左手鉛筆右橡皮
[00:21.486]這場景有些熟悉
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[00:26.527]上課鈴聲驚鴻起
[00:28.591]喧鬧立刻變沉寂
[00:31.020]從天飄落什么東西
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[00:35.853]原來是三張試題
[00:38.152]輕盈白雪般降臨
[00:40.503]卻讓我如臨大敵
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[00:45.362]高斯牛頓蘇格拉底
[00:47.582]賜予我無上的神力
[00:50.246]筆尖閃耀出奇跡
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[00:55.131]我只好念出我咒語……
[00:59.102]天靈靈 地靈靈
[01:01.375]考試之神快顯靈
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[01:08.715]我只要及格就行
[01:11.066]61也沒關(guān)系
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[01:18.171]沒有什么孝敬您
[01:23.108]我的課本都給你
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[01:37.633]時間已過去大半
[01:39.931]依然雪白的試卷
[01:42.282]死氣沉沉躺在桌面
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[01:47.298]窗外的烏云漸漸
[01:49.414]擋在太陽的前邊
[01:51.843]轉(zhuǎn)眼間就變了天
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[01:56.728]忽然雷鳴又閃電
[01:59.001]狂風破窗起龍卷
[02:01.456]散落滿地的試卷
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[02:06.237]同學(xué)們驚慌的翻撿
[02:08.431]我彎腰驚喜的發(fā)現(xiàn)
[02:10.860]學(xué)霸小紅的試卷
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[02:16.033]我心里高興地默念……
[02:19.925]天靈靈 地靈靈
[02:22.276]考試之神顯了靈
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[02:29.433]這下不僅61
[02:31.732]還有可能97
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[02:39.099]拿什么來孝敬您
[02:43.827]我的書本全給你
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[03:17.107]天靈靈 地靈靈
[03:19.458]考試之神常顯靈
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[03:26.615]監(jiān)考老師太可氣
[03:28.966]天天拿我們?nèi)鰵?br />[03:31.631]
[03:36.098]一堆胡謅的講義
[03:40.931]考他娘的什么東西