你有你講(電影"雞同鴨講"歌曲)歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : 許冠杰
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 許冠杰
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[00:14.28]我個媽打跟
[00:15.62]我個花打好一對鷸蚌
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[00:20.59]分分鐘拗撬認(rèn)真多嘢講
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[00:27.02]花打講緊美蘇日韓
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[00:30.04]媽打講緊化妝
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[00:33.09]花打講股市
[00:34.17]媽打講抽脂肪
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[00:38.38]我個賓妹工人跟個馬姐
[00:40.62]三姑最佳拍檔
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[00:44.80]馬姐聽督督撐
[00:46.13]賓妹聽歌啦桑
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[00:51.23]馬姐炆豬腳加一羹白糖
[00:54.02]賓妹講 no no you're wrong
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[00:57.27]一早起身兩個一中一英拗到上床
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[01:01.86]認(rèn)真好拍檔
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[01:05.18]你有你講 佢有佢講
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[01:08.20]兩個吱吱喳喳拗到面黃
[01:10.80]徒聲壞氣越叫越狂
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[01:13.87]嗌到拆喉嚨就快干
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[01:17.28]你有你講 佢有佢講
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[01:20.27]兩個嘰嘰呱呱口水奔放
[01:22.79]始終都冇結(jié)論拗到天光
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[01:25.92]真系雞同鴨講 睬你都戇
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[01:29.21]雞同鴨講 認(rèn)真惡講
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[01:51.30]交通差跟個van仔佬街邊辦案
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[01:57.30]Van仔佬塊面似只苦瓜干
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[02:03.56]俾俾面俾一次機(jī)會得啩
[02:06.39]交通差打起官腔
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[02:09.61]你超速兼超載衰梗上定堂
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[02:15.50]香港地分分鐘有雞同鴨講狀況
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[02:21.42]先生講數(shù)學(xué)你我嗒吹波糖
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[02:27.91]David 張系處扯緊鼻鼾
[02:30.71]Mary 梁擳緊暗瘡
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[02:33.91]黑仔跟 mary 少組織緊飛車黨
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[02:38.33]間班房一檔檔
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[02:41.80]你有你講 佢有佢講
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[02:44.86]個個吱吱喳喳拗到面黃
[02:47.47]徒聲壞氣越叫越狂
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[02:50.57]嗌到拆喉嚨就快干
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[02:53.95]你有你講 佢有佢講
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[02:56.94]個個嘰嘰呱呱口水奔放
[02:59.59]始終都冇結(jié)論拗到天光
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[03:02.62]真系雞同鴨講 睬你都戇
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[03:06.05]雞同鴨講 認(rèn)真惡講
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[03:09.12]你有你講 佢有佢講
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[03:12.02]個個吱吱喳喳拗到面黃
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[03:14.71]徒聲壞氣越叫越狂
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[03:17.75]嗌到拆喉嚨就快干
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[03:21.15]你有你講 佢有佢講
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[03:24.00]個個嘰嘰呱呱口水奔放
[03:26.78]始終都冇結(jié)論拗到天光
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[03:29.79]真系雞同鴨講 睬你都戇
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[03:33.20]雞同鴨講 認(rèn)真惡講
[03:35.85]真系雞同鴨講 睬你都戇
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[03:39.23]雞同鴨講 認(rèn)真惡講
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