姨仔配姊夫 (探親結(jié)緣) –1歌詞

作詞 : 儲(chǔ)見(jiàn)智/楊秀卿
作曲 : 傳統(tǒng)曲調(diào)
做陣行來(lái)甲猴洞，
看著內(nèi)中暗摸摸，
牽哥的手那咧講，
你看，踮遮并無(wú)一絲風(fēng)。
英臺(tái)招哥咱入內(nèi)面，（哦！內(nèi)面欲創(chuàng)甚乜？）
梁兄！你今著是阮的愛(ài)人，（哼！囡仔擘涂豆啦——愛(ài)仁。）
佇遮肅靜無(wú)要緊，
咱來(lái)踮遮歇睏才起身。
哈哈哈哈！賢弟啊賢弟！你閣到遮欲停步，
無(wú)想內(nèi)中暗摸摸，
愛(ài)人仔毋著愛(ài)有查某，
你我平平是查埔。
唉喲！梁哥你毋蹛遮坐，
每次見(jiàn)招你都見(jiàn)推，
敢有久居蹛這塊，
咱盡閣做堆是這月。
好啦好啦！你的心肝莫甲遐爾仔荒啦！
哎呀！你有影真正佮人不相同呢，
痟某毋是痟這體形的啦。行啦！趕緊，咱閣來(lái)去別位看。（好啦好啦?。?br />這馬做陣行出猴洞外，
叫哥免行傷大伐，
今來(lái)行出甲這個(gè)外面，
梁兄做前行甲遐爾誠(chéng)趕緊。
小等一下啦，梁哥！你著小等我，人我有話共你講呢?。ń袷怯猩踟吭捓?？）
欸！抑無(wú)你是共我叫按怎？
怎樣仔叫我來(lái)行較寬，
抑花園咱猶袂去看，
等咧三延兩延日落山。
Há~! 實(shí)在有影，敢若呆頭鵝咧，見(jiàn)講逐句攏聽(tīng)無(wú)。好囉，我著毋相信！我閣用一步予你看覓仔一下。
英臺(tái)停跤想計(jì)智，
叫哥慢行小延遲。（是欲創(chuàng)甚乜？）
你看，你看，停跤請(qǐng)等恁小弟，
人我有話欲共你通知。
抑無(wú)你是聽(tīng)無(wú)？我共你講，咱著愛(ài)緊來(lái)去看。毋拄好乎，彼花園看袂煞，日頭暗咱欲按怎轉(zhuǎn)去？
著啦，梁兄！
這馬英臺(tái)停跤計(jì)著用，
叫哥慢行小可停，
跤伐幾步看光景，
你看，小弟仔有物佇胸前。
欸欸欸！哎呀！
我三伯著問(wèn)祝賢弟，
抑無(wú)你是欲報(bào)我看啥乜個(gè)？
胸前毋鈕按呢激裼裼，
啥人毋知你肉遐白？
聽(tīng)哥你說(shuō)情著盡，
想欲拆白共伊講予真，
梁兄，來(lái)啦！伸手來(lái)摸無(wú)要緊，
小弟仔胸前兩粒奶。
哎呀，恭喜?。。ü?？恭喜甚乜？）
嘿嘿嘿嘿，三伯聽(tīng)著喝恭喜，
賢弟的肉白如絲，
人講男人大奶是有福氣，
抑若女人大奶著是有孩兒。
小弟仔你，這馬轉(zhuǎn)骨佇咧腫奶子，
趕緊咧，轉(zhuǎn)去共恁老母講，紲落去去共恁老爸仔han-nóo-sí，
嘿嘿，準(zhǔn)備通好來(lái)娶妻兒
「娶？Hánn~! 娶你一箍頭啦，氣死人！好啦！行啦?！?br />這馬兩個(gè)著按呢嘪嘪掣掣咧行囉。這馬三伯佇咧講：
「賢弟啊，你毋通按呢啦，講東講西是真正歹名呢，閣歹聽(tīng)啦！你無(wú)想看覓，咱兩個(gè)平平仔是仝款的呢！欸！啊，你喔，較差不多咧啦！」
「Ngh, 好啦，好啦！抑無(wú)，咱來(lái)去看花園啦?！?br />「嗯，好，來(lái)去看花園?！?br />歹勢(shì)，這馬欲去看花園乎，啊都講一寡百花爾爾，這著無(wú)甚乜趣味啦。按呢著到遮共截止，感謝諸位。
【歌詞英文翻譯English Translation】
We then reached a monkey cave. It looked quite dark inside. I held up big brother’s hand and said, “Look, it’s not windy here.”
I asked big brother to head inside. (“What? What are we going to do in there?”)
“Liang, you are now my lover.” (“Lover? You are not the peanut to my butter. We are no lovers!”)
“We can stay quiet here, that’s fine. Let’s take a break in here before we go on.”
“Ha ha ha! My little brother, why do you want to pause here? Can’t you see it’s dark? And my lover has to be a woman. You and I are both men.”
“Aiya, Liang, why don’t you want to take a break here. Whenever I ask you to do something you always refuse. I am not saying we should stay here forever. You and I only have a few months left to be together.”
“Fine, fine! But stop thinking so much mumbo-jumbo! You really are a strange one. Don’t go crazy because you want to find a wife! Hurry, let’s go. Let’s go check out other places.” (“Ok, fine!”)
As we walked out of the monkey cave, I asked big brother to slow down. When we were out, Liang was walking very quickly in front of me.
“Wait, Liang! Wait for me. I have something I would like to tell you!” (“What now, what is it?”)
“Hey, what do you want from me? Why are you telling me to slow down? We haven’t even seen the garden yet, and if we waste anymore time, the sun will be down.”
Sigh, why is he being so dumb, and can’t understand anything that I was trying to tell him. Fine, let’s see if this next trick would work.
Yin-Tai paused and tried to think of a plan. She asked Liang to slow down and wait.
“What is it that you want?”
“Look, just stop and wait for your little brother. I have something I want to tell you.”
“Don’t you get it? I’ve told you we need to hurry up. We might not be able to see the entire garden, and how can we find our way back if the sky turns dark?”
“Yes, Liang!”
Yin-Tai stopped and tried to lure him in, telling Liang to slow down and take a few steps closer to check out the view.
“Hey, Look! There is something on my chest.”
“Hey, hey, hey!” Shan-Bo asked Yin-Tai, “What is it that you would like for me to see? Why have you unbuttoned your shirt and exposed your chest? Everyone knows that your skin is pale and white.”
“Gosh, big brother you have left me with no choice. I will just flat out tell you. Liang, come! Go ahead and touch! I, your ‘little brother’, have two breasts.”
“Hey, congratulations!” (“Congratulations? Congrats for what?”)
“Hey, a big congrats from me to you! Your skin sure is pale and silky smooth. People say that if a man grows breasts that means he is blessed with good fortune, and if a woman’s breasts grow larger that means she is pregnant.”
“Little brother, you must be growing into a real man, which is why your chest has gotten bigger. Hurry, go home and tell your mom and your dad that you are ready to marry and to become a dad.”
“Get married? Marry my ass! You really piss me off! Ok, let’s just go!”
Furious, the two started walking again. Shan-Bo then said, “Little brother, you really shouldn’t act this way. If you talk too much nonsense, it will ruin your reputation. Think about it! You and I are the same. Sigh, you really should try to behave yourself!”
“Uh-huh, fine. Why don’t we just go to the garden.”
“Ok, sure, let’s go check out the garden.”
Pardon me, they are now going to see the garden. It's just a bunch of flowers, not very interesting at all. So, I will just stop here. Thank you so much!