None Like Joshua-THE JERRY SMITH RAP (DIMPT Mashup)（DIMPT remix）歌詞

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Got to relax
放輕松點(diǎn)
This is earth radio
這里是地球電臺
And now, here's...human music
接下來是…人類音樂
Hmm. Human music. I like it
嗯，人類音樂，我喜歡
My life’s this
我的生活一團(tuán)糟
Wife misses excitement
老婆累覺不愛
and my kids
我的孩子
Don’t respect me
看不起我
Unlike Rick
卻崇拜Rick
Who’s always got to ask me
Rick總是問我
why I itch
你為什么這么傻X
well – hm
呃—Hm
I like it
我喜歡
Insufficient confidence
自信不足
Wishing I was smart as Rick
要是像Rick那么聰明就好了
Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest thing
就連Beth也承認(rèn)我有世界最小的DD
when Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch
當(dāng)Mr.Shrimply Pibbles需要一顆心臟的時(shí)候
– I just want to be brave – oh
——我只是想變得勇敢—哦
Unemployed, and the family is somewhat annoyed
待業(yè)在家，家人有點(diǎn)生我的氣
Askin Summer if – she could bum a coin, the dumbest ploy
問Summer能不能借點(diǎn)錢花花，結(jié)果失策了
Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or
想念在Jerry日托所度過的美好時(shí)光
feelin all of Doofus Rick’s love and joy
還有蠢人Rick的友情和快樂
Let me be in alternate reality
能不能帶我去平行世界
Celebrity – that you caught on our TV
當(dāng)那個(gè)名流巨星，上電視
Virtual simulation where I’m proud of me
外星模擬艙里的自己活得最有意義
Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sensuality
和瞌睡Gary在游艇上調(diào)情
– but I’m not gay – oh
——雖然我不是Gay—哦
Even Mr. Meeseeks screaming doubtfully
Mr.Meeseek們都聲嘶力竭地質(zhì)疑我
Seepin in my self-defeat, I’m sinking every time I speak
包圍在挫敗感里，每次開口都更加失落
Beth does she still need me when she’s workin surgery on a steed?
Beth還需要我嗎，她給馬做手術(shù)的時(shí)候
Cheating with that Davin, insecurity surely sounds so weak
是不是和那個(gè)Davin在一起了，這么沒安全感聽著真的很懦弱Making her choose – Rick over me
逼她做選擇——砸了自己的腳
Stooping to mediocre, pleading
向平庸低頭
Hopelessly, open my room with a hotel key
絕望地懇求著，打開門，用這出租房的鑰匙
Mytholog’s a decrepit worm
精神構(gòu)造體是沒用的蟲子
Thought divorce, inevitable
離婚不可避免
Now I’ll just be left alone
馬上只剩孤單一人
Kids never call, I check the phone
孩子從來不打電話，我查看手機(jī)
– oh
噢
– all this time, I thought that my marriage is going fine
一直以來，我以為自己的感情生活還算順利
but I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy
但我曾把她鎖在車外，只因怕了一個(gè)流浪漢
Faulted Rick, and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride
指責(zé)瑞克，還想在過山車謀殺他
now I’ll never know if I’ll
如今我再也不會知道自己能否
be a man and grow inside
成長起來，做個(gè)男人