天鱷 (修復(fù)版)歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : 佚名
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 佚名
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[00:08.21]女：
[00:09.19]你說你會變一條真鱷魚
[00:13.48]真笑話
[00:16.70]
[00:17.64]你說你會變一條真鱷魚
[00:21.74]真笑話
[00:23.85]什么怪魔術(shù)我都聽過
[00:27.79]沒聽過變鱷魚這一套
[00:34.21]男：
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[00:36.79]我敢說會變鱷魚這一套
[00:41.04]并不假
[00:44.47]
[00:45.25]我敢說會變鱷魚這一套
[00:49.55]并不假
[00:51.53]我將變成一條巨猛鱷魚
[00:55.44]你就會服服帖帖地聽從我
[01:02.26]女：
[01:04.56]你不要瞎說會變大鱷魚
[01:08.77]來嚇我
[01:11.90]
[01:12.86]你不要瞎說會變大鱷魚
[01:16.98]來嚇我
[01:19.16]照我看你齒白唇紅
[01:23.13]你就只能變成小太監(jiān)
[01:29.65]男：
[01:32.10]說我像太監(jiān)
[01:34.11]請你給我健康檢查
[01:39.62]
[01:40.49]說我像太監(jiān)
[01:42.42]請你給我健康檢查
[01:46.38]女：
[01:46.86]我沒你的臉皮那么的厚
[01:50.67]你別再吹牛別來看
[01:57.30]男：
[01:59.84]我多喜歡你可愛人兒呀
[02:03.99]你的要求
[02:07.36]
[02:08.09]我多喜歡你可愛人兒呀
[02:12.31]你的要求
[02:14.39]我將變成一條真的鱷魚
[02:18.34]搖搖擺擺地逗你玩
[02:24.95]女：
[02:27.31]如果變不像反而像人妖
[02:31.56]我可不要
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[02:35.79]如果變不像反而像人妖
[02:39.99]我可不要
[02:41.52]
[02:42.05]變要變像真的鱷魚一樣
[02:45.96]變的四不像反而讓我笑