Teenie Weenie歌詞

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Andrew Zink/Jacob Wallace
[00:00.013]This is the sound of a thousand clapping asses
[00:28.304]I find myself inside the restroom
[00:30.995]The fear is setting in
[00:32.536]I approach the wall of men
[00:34.991]Each one emptying their members
[00:37.081]I unzip my pants
[00:38.231]And begin to sweat profusely
[00:41.130]That's when it happened
[00:42.567]The man next to me caught a peek at my ****
[00:45.414]This is so embarrassing
[00:47.870]This is why I should have chosen a stall
[00:50.195]It's so hard to use a urinal with a **** this small
[00:58.528]I just pissed on myself
[01:06.626]****
[01:13.470]They say it's not the size of the boat
[01:16.552]But it my case I'm barely afloat
[01:19.687]It doesn't get much harder than this
[01:22.900]No seriously, this is as hard as it gets
[01:26.348]Some guys describe it as a tic-tac
[01:32.591]But there isn't a mini version of that
[01:38.835]It's more like a grain of rice
[01:43.798]Everybody stops because they have to look twice
[01:45.496]It's sort of like a teeny tiny muffin
[01:48.265]My **** looks like a second belly button
[02:17.287]I'll look on the bright side of this
[02:45.865]I'll never have to buy a single toothpick
[02:49.418]Honestly, it's like it doesn't even exist
[02:52.187]I can even keep my legs closed every time that I sit
[02:55.556]Teeny weenie
[02:59.109]I have the world's smallest ****
[03:01.930]Teeny weenie
[03:05.431]Sometimes I fill my pants with my socks