武松打虎歌詞

[00:19.500]哎竹板兒這么一打呀
[00:21.959]別的咱不說(shuō)
[00:23.307]說(shuō)一說(shuō)武松打虎武二哥
[00:25.452]話說(shuō)這么一天
[00:29.453]武松抄家伙
[00:31.403]直奔景陽(yáng)崗
[00:33.170]他心里樂(lè)呵呵
[00:35.466]要說(shuō)打虎啊還是武二哥
[00:39.326]打了虎出了名天下傳說(shuō)
[00:43.329]可沒(méi)走幾里路他心里暗琢磨
[00:47.283]這山上的老虎到底多大個(gè)兒
[00:51.546]是公還是母兒是高還是矬
[00:55.343]是一個(gè)是兩個(gè)還是一大窩
[00:59.543]一個(gè)還好辦我跟它能比劃
[01:03.349]要是上來(lái)七八個(gè)我可打不過(guò)
[01:06.295]轉(zhuǎn)身剛要走心里又琢磨
[01:19.468]縣太爺為打虎擺了好幾桌
[01:23.413]又吃飯又喝酒還給我唱歌兒
[01:27.514]戴紅花兒騎大馬送我上山坡
[01:31.518]這樣就回去我這話怎么說(shuō)
[01:36.665]我說(shuō)我感冒我說(shuō)我咳嗽
[01:39.424]我說(shuō)我有假條兒歇兩天再說(shuō)
[01:43.482]縣太爺聽(tīng)這話準(zhǔn)說(shuō)我念嘬
[01:46.177]眾百姓聽(tīng)了這面子往哪兒擱
[01:51.376]我還得把山上
[01:53.36]我還得去拼搏
[01:55.98]打死虎出了名
[01:57.205]我可了不得
[01:58.257]最起碼兒的跟相聲大腕
[02:01.622]平起又平坐
[02:03.518]什么叫魏文亮那個(gè)是田立和
[02:07.327]馬三立見(jiàn)了我提前得遛活
[02:19.433]剛要把山上
[02:21.284]他心里又琢磨
[02:23.185]這萬(wàn)一出點(diǎn)兒事這可了不得
[02:27.432]老虎咬腳豆兒咬我胳肢窩
[02:31.246]我有癢癢肉一咬嗝兒嗝兒樂(lè)
[02:35.353]咬我后腦勺兒我可不能活
[02:39.308]把我咬傷了全家數(shù)嘮我
[02:43.352]誰(shuí)上你逞能誰(shuí)讓這么做
[02:47.122]你想成大腕兒你想點(diǎn)別的轍
[02:51.267]你死也不能死你活也不能活
[02:55.190]你成這模樣你算招誰(shuí)的
[02:59.484]武松當(dāng)時(shí)的心情啊
[03:01.483]真是不好說(shuō)
[03:03.279]就跟我在音樂(lè)基地里心情
[03:05.630]差不多了
[03:07.329]武松一看表呀時(shí)間快到了
[03:11.130]想了半天怎么著
[03:13.33]也要謝謝同志門(mén)那
[03:15.941]我說(shuō)朋友你聽(tīng)怎么樣？
[03:19.296]趕快給俺提一個(gè)寶貴意見(jiàn)