[00:00.57]Cell Phone(feat Breezy Lovejoy) - Dumbfoundead
[00:02.59]Woke up so dizzy
[00:17.16]Drunk and hungover
[00:18.92]Can't find my house keys
[00:21.44]Who was the chauffeur
[00:23.04]Got one shoe on and not the slightest clue where my cell phone is
[00:28.81]What was the name I was definitely on one
[00:33.97]Ronda Miranda or Sandra
[00:35.76]Shouldn't have mixed that light with the dark rum
[00:38.20]Now I'm in the bathroom throwing up a lung
[00:39.95]Gotta make a run for that Gatorade punch
[00:41.85]Head pounding on the one like an 808 drum
[00:43.71]Gotta grab Pho hangover 101
[00:44.97]It soaks it all up you should know that bruh
[00:47.86]Pocket full of numbers covered in **** crumbs
[00:49.72]I'm a lover not a fighter why my knuckles feel numb
[00:52.05]No pun intended but I really feel dumb--founded
[00:53.74]On my neighbors front lawn throwing up
[00:55.62]Seems last night I was acting like a fool
[00:57.74]Tagged Facebook pictures of me jumping in a pool
[01:00.03]Wearing nothing but a hat and my birthday suit
[01:02.02]I was smashed to the max on a work day too
[01:04.33]But I looked overjoyed in my polaroid pics
[01:05.68]With my mustache fresh looking like a koi fish
[01:08.06]My swag turned up on that soulja boy ****
[01:09.77]Feeling real good about my bad choices
[01:11.47]Who in the world is the girl in my bed
[01:13.81]Who's the dude on the couch with dreads
[01:15.47]And why in the hell was I drinking so much
[01:17.76]Shoulda stuck with the **** like Breezy told us
[01:19.72]Now I'm looking for the Folgers awake from a coma
[01:21.86]Making my way through empty bottles of Corona
[01:23.68]Follow the aroma it leads to the doja
[01:25.75]Roll up smoke up and do it all over
[01:28.43]Woke up so dizzy
[01:29.37]Drunk and hungover
[01:30.55]Can't find my house keys
[01:33.37]Who was the chauffeur
[01:34.90]
[01:35.77]Got one shoe on and not the slightest clue where my cell phone is
[01:40.74]Friday night just got paid
[01:45.56]Brand new fit clean boy shave
[01:47.49]Feeling good pregame my place
[01:49.44]The homies came through with a gang of fade
[01:51.60]They said they're trying to get loose in a major way
[01:53.85]So they sip grey goose no juice just straight
[01:55.40](What it do young buck pour a cup) I'm straight
[01:57.59]I'm waiting on the tree I got fifty on the Z
[01:59.82]Plus I ain't even ate
[02:01.88]Ya'll go heavy in the paint I'll go heavy on the dank
[02:04.11]You go heavy on the drink and gon' end up on your face
[02:06.11]Not me not me
[02:07.17]But I don't think I'mma get my ****
[02:09.12]Some time soon I'mma have to proceed
[02:10.84]To consume the first thing I see
[02:12.96]A little OJ and another Belvadee
[02:14.40]Two shots for her two shots for me
[02:16.32]The more that we booze the less that we see
[02:18.27]
[02:18.95]Now that is more booze than Apollo The-
[02:21.10]-atre up like I'm big on the tree later
[02:23.88]Outside pissing on the street haters
[02:25.54]Cops came through on the creep gave me
[02:27.71]A ticket and a ********' speech
[02:29.23]And meanwhile I'mma pee
[02:31.91]Shots shots shots shots
[02:33.55]I'm thinking stop it's not that deep damn
[02:35.36]
[02:36.57]Trying to give it all I got got
[02:38.36]And then I threw up in the god damn
[02:39.80]Woke up so dizzy
[02:40.87]Drunk and hungover
[02:42.38]Can't find my house keys
[02:45.26]Who was the chauffeur
[02:46.81]Got one shoe on and not the slightest clue where my cell phone is
[02:52.27]There's an unfamiliar ceiling in this place
[02:57.41]With a very familiar feeling of disgrace
[02:59.24]As my eyes open up for the first time after
[03:01.71]Another blackout castrophe disaster
[03:03.11]And captures the image of the rafters above
[03:05.50]And the cold concrete on my back is enough
[03:07.73]To wake me and make me stand up in amazement
[03:09.92]Where is this unfinished basement
[03:11.32]How'd I get here I need to get home
[03:13.96]But I can't leave until I find my key and my phone
[03:16.21]Then I see a girl asleep and alone in the corner
[03:18.18]I walk toward her not knowing for sure who she was
[03:20.23]I just hoped that her phone was on
[03:21.62]And I ain't spoken to my girl I told her I would call her
[03:23.94]Tapped on her cold shoulder when she rolled over I saw her damn
[03:27.67]My memory is better than I think
[03:29.80]I remember last night had her bent over the sink
[03:31.80]In the bathroom staring at her lower back tattoo
[03:33.76]Flashback boom and I'm back to the new
[03:35.66]Back to the what now what am I gonna do
[03:38.08]Picked up her phone and dialed my own number to
[03:40.30]See if I could hear it ringing and sure enough
[03:42.51]It's on the floor of the bathroom with more of my stuff
[03:44.48]Condom keys and my wallet
[03:45.44]An absent-minded strategic alcoholic
[03:47.13]Strategic cause the condom wrapper was empty
[03:50.82]Tip-toed out the door kinda gently
[03:52.70]Woke up so dizzy
[03:53.58]Drunk and hungover
[03:54.53]Can't find my house keys
[03:57.28]Who was the chauffeur
[03:58.93]Got one shoe on and not the slightest clue where my cell phone is