反非主流歌詞

[ti:反非主流之歌]
[ar:未知]
[00:01.26]下面是亂感決娛樂頻道網(wǎng)絡廣播
[00:02.61]聽眾朋友們 你們好
[00:04.01]這是一對狗男女（哦不?。┓侵髁髂信g的一次對話。
[00:06.22]他們在網(wǎng)絡上勾搭了（哦不！）在網(wǎng)絡上相識了。
[00:08.62]后來上演了一段浪漫的愛情鬧劇（哦不?。矍轫n劇。
[00:11.97]本故事純屬虛構 如有雷同 太刺激了。。。
[00:21.34]偶素非主流 偶非常滴口耐
[00:25.49]你有米有聽到偶講話都很奇怪
[00:28.20]表招惹偶哦 偶素某幫派滴
[00:30.60]小心偶和（han）偶滴兄弟去t你滴pp
[00:33.41]偶素非主流 偶非常滴口耐
[00:36.11]你有米有看到偶打扮都很奇怪
[00:38.87]表欺負偶哦 偶素某家族滴
[00:41.22]小心偶勁舞里親耐滴會t你滴pp
[00:44.27]mm丫~初次見面
[00:46.98]偶看到你滴空間有好多漂漂片片
[00:49.79]你有米有看到偶給你滴留言？
[00:52.44]偶素不素可以約你出來見個面？
[00:54.89]gg丫~呼呼~你真討厭~
[00:57.95]其實偶早就去過你滴空間
[01:00.66]早知道你滴昵稱叫做“某男子”
[01:03.16]真的好巧，偶滴昵稱叫做“某女子”
[01:05.72]mm快點打開視頻 讓偶看看你
[01:08.52]偶坐在這里聊天聊得有點等不及
[01:11.27]其實。。偶素真滴一直稀飯你
[01:13.92]最稀飯滴就是你用繁體字講話滴語氣
[01:17.03]好勒啦~給你看 偶今天涂了新的腮紅
[01:20.08]偶稀飯用眼線液涂黑色的眼影
[01:22.59]gg 好稀飯你嘴上那個黑色唇釘
[01:25.24]不知道偶們?nèi)绻游堑脑?你會不會疼？
[01:28.19]不會勒啦~這樣比較非主流~
[01:30.65]偶今天剛剛燙了亞麻色的錫紙頭
[01:33.40]你看 偶這邊的耳朵上有十七個耳洞
[01:36.16]偶十七歲滴生日穿滴 一點也不疼
[01:38.86]哇哦~gg哦~你真滴好帥~
[01:41.56]偶看你到玩勁舞也跳得好快~
[01:44.32]好稀飯哦。。。偶有點想做耐~
[01:47.02]不知道你素不素那個也會很快~
[01:49.72]才不會勒啦~人家那個好厲害
[01:52.42]不如今晚咱們見面偶真的非常期待
[01:55.23]偶會帶著相機做耐時候拍拍
[01:57.98]ps以后發(fā)到偶們空間里來
[02:00.74]討厭勒啦~gg你真的好壞~
[02:03.44]米有七百萬像素滴相機才不跟你拍拍
[02:06.40]偶先說好 偶不素個隨便滴人哦
[02:08.90]你以后只許愛偶一個 要寫在資料里哦
[02:11.65]話外音：mc良良：于是 這倆個sb 就這樣見了面
[02:14.46]然后一起到某個旅館里面開了一個房間
[02:17.36]后來發(fā)生的事情 說不說都隨便
[02:19.52]反正每天都有類似的事情發(fā)生在你身邊
[02:22.67]這只是一個故事 倆主角都沒有素質(zhì)
[02:25.17]中學還沒畢業(yè) 就缺得不像樣子
[02:27.88]所以如果我有這樣的孩子我一定會很傷心
[02:30.88]所以我打心里很想去問候他們的母親
[02:33.44]我并沒有打算讓這個故事發(fā)人深省
[02:36.19]我也不會缺到去泡非主流的女生
[02:38.89]文化沒有 素質(zhì)沒有 還搞蝦米非主流
[02:41.75]= =！拜托 一個一個簡直都是小丑
[02:44.30]你是非主流還是飛主流
[02:47.35]u better check them out.
[02:48.51]these little kids are non-mainstream?
[02:50.06]***e on they look like circus chicks.
[02:52.87]are u guys trying to be a acrobatic troupe
[02:54.52]or is it me just thinking too much.
[02:57.37]if u love body peircing soo much
[02:59.32]then let me give u a suggestion,
[03:00.93]how bout get a peircing on ur butt crack.
[03:03.43]whats it suppose to call?
[03:04.98]a butt crack peirce? (hahaha ...)
[03:07.24]my mom didnt tought me very well enough to
[03:08.98]be a gentle lady.
[03:10.49]but atlease we know the difference between clowns
[03:13.09]go take a look urself in the merrior.
[03:15.64]what do u see?
[03:16.10]u see a clown.