自夸小隊(duì)歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : @花少北
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 無(wú)
[00:10.157]Welcome to the jungle
[00:12.163]Welcome to the show
[00:13.667]Welcome to the party
[00:16.677]Join me with the last dance
[00:19.685]我來(lái)自內(nèi)蒙古的大草原
[00:20.937]要高考射箭騎馬
[00:22.191]我來(lái)自嗶哩嗶哩游戲區(qū)
[00:23.443]每局都怒送一塔
[00:24.734]我熱愛(ài)體育
[00:25.234]就是每天球場(chǎng)被人隔扣
[00:27.237]我熱愛(ài)音樂(lè)
[00:27.739]去ktv唱的歌朋友們聽(tīng)了都
[00:28.994]折壽
[00:29.746]別鬧
[00:30.247]別叫
[00:30.749]別笑我腦子不開(kāi)竅
[00:31.753]來(lái)到校醫(yī)院
[00:33.006]八個(gè)醫(yī)生輪流給我開(kāi)藥
[00:34.510]那報(bào)上我最高榮譽(yù)
[00:35.512]你們可別犯怵
[00:36.766]我是全年
[00:37.266]全市
[00:37.769]全面
[00:38.019]優(yōu)秀
[00:38.271]學(xué)生干部
[00:38.772]wow
[00:39.524]的室友沒(méi)有錯(cuò)
[00:40.527]我的肚里確實(shí)沒(méi)有墨
[00:41.528]但邊玩邊學(xué)應(yīng)付得來(lái)
[00:42.783]替身還真的沒(méi)有過(guò)
[00:44.035]我是社交鬼才還沒(méi)說(shuō)話小臉開(kāi)始發(fā)熱
[00:46.543]說(shuō)過(guò)話的異性朋友竟然高達(dá)
[00:48.548]八個(gè)
[00:49.301]我的臉尖的像鐘乳石
[00:50.555]純正的自然風(fēng)光
[00:51.556]我從來(lái)不敢低頭
[00:52.811]不然下巴會(huì)刺穿胸腔
[00:53.814]沒(méi)身高 沒(méi)顏值 沒(méi)頭腦
[00:55.321]悲傷的雨里拉著肖邦
[00:56.578]但除去了那些標(biāo)簽
[00:57.831]真誠(chéng)才是我的包裝
[00:59.085]天空轟隆一聲巨響
[01:00.336]慶祝我的華麗登場(chǎng)
[01:01.838]來(lái)到酒吧
[01:02.593]DJ在放愛(ài)的供養(yǎng)
[01:04.348]破洞褲的洞越多
[01:05.352]就代表越時(shí)尚
[01:06.605]不能阻擋冷風(fēng)刺骨
[01:07.607]或者站在月球上
[01:08.863]冷風(fēng)中
[01:09.866]我知道
[01:10.367]對(duì)面的
[01:10.617]她對(duì)我
[01:11.119]已心跳
[01:11.621]她卻說(shuō)
[01:12.123]眼睛小
[01:12.626]穿的少
[01:13.127]覺(jué)得我
[01:13.378]像沙雕
[01:14.130]不甘心只做
[01:15.385]斗地主的堵怪
[01:16.135]嫉妒我的時(shí)間
[01:17.138]還不如去工地搬運(yùn)
[01:18.393]土塊
[01:18.896]我的家中沒(méi)有被子蓋的都是錢
[01:21.656]我的存款就像海中的水
[01:23.412]多又咸
[01:24.164]網(wǎng)絡(luò)惡評(píng)在我看來(lái)
[01:25.165]像是幼兒園
[01:26.419]跟我對(duì)線小學(xué)生打
[01:27.673]國(guó)家運(yùn)動(dòng)員
[01:28.674]看知乎的噴子
[01:29.928]也就圖個(gè)樂(lè)
[01:31.181]要論惡心人
[01:31.934]都得來(lái)找我
[01:32.685]虛心報(bào)個(gè)課
[01:33.688]天在看
[01:34.191]人在做
[01:34.943]每天開(kāi)心不會(huì)錯(cuò)
[01:35.696]多上撤碩
[01:37.200]呵呵
[01:38.705]Welcome to the jungle
[01:41.462]Welcome to the show
[01:43.719]Welcome to the party
[01:46.226]Welcome to the zoo
[01:48.983]Welcome to the jungle
[01:51.238]Welcome to the eden
[01:53.747]Join me with the last dance
[01:56.004]ohhhhhhhhh
[01:58.016]我是貴陽(yáng)的猴王
[01:59.516]來(lái)自黔靈山后巷
[02:01.022]吃著糯米飯長(zhǎng)大
[02:02.276]成年后我都不怕
[02:03.029]打了十多年的游戲
[02:04.533]一直都?jí)|底
[02:05.786]我就是游戲區(qū)最丟人的
[02:07.040]菜雞
[02:08.296]生活 游戲 科技 美妝
[02:09.799]哪里都能發(fā)光
[02:10.803]觀眾看著我的視頻下飯
[02:12.055]邊吃邊說(shuō)真香
[02:13.309]做視頻的速度快的
[02:14.562]就像喝湯
[02:15.565]不要叫我
[02:16.318]小猩猩
[02:16.819]叫我
[02:17.321]MR.KINGKONG
[02:18.575]相機(jī) 麥克 開(kāi)機(jī) 拍攝
[02:20.330]來(lái)的路上三個(gè)vlog
[02:22.335]我都不嫌多
[02:23.087]吃播 開(kāi)箱 化妝 直播
[02:25.094]回家路上這些內(nèi)容我都不錯(cuò)過(guò)
[02:27.600]猩猩哥 有點(diǎn)沉
[02:28.604]憨憨長(zhǎng)相沒(méi)靈魂
[02:30.139]單眼皮 厚嘴唇
[02:31.644]長(zhǎng)得像個(gè)元謀人
[02:32.898]如果要惹我我就
[02:34.403]敞開(kāi)大門
[02:35.405]不要跳
[02:36.408]我家狗會(huì)
[02:36.909]咬爛你的大臀
[02:37.911]我從大海出生
[02:39.163]手里抓著三十八的大蝦
[02:40.210]每天八只嘴里吧唧
[02:41.714]營(yíng)養(yǎng)過(guò)剩我才頭大
[02:43.221]每天曬著日光浴
[02:44.725]墨鏡都給我曬綠
[02:45.978]皮膚黝黑都是太陽(yáng)烙下的
[02:47.231]榮譽(yù)
[02:48.486]我天天原漿不離口
[02:49.997]青島啤酒 我的朋友
[02:51.499]是朋友見(jiàn)面就得喝一口
[02:53.006]所以我沒(méi)有朋友
[02:55.509]朋友見(jiàn)到我的酒量
[02:56.763]就 會(huì) 發(fā) 抖
[02:57.409]你喝了嗎
[02:58.161]At me
[02:58.412]please
[02:58.663]baby
[02:58.914]honey
[02:59.416]仔細(xì)看我到底是否真的
[03:01.171]表里不一
[03:02.173]人做天看渾身都是
[03:03.175]底氣
[03:03.928]除了我賴床
[03:04.680]my baby
[03:05.181]只是我身高一米八一
[03:06.434]頭卻占了一米七
[03:07.437]每天都把自己給夸
[03:08.942]賊辣 偉大
[03:09.944]LIKE ROCK
[03:10.445]And l don't
[03:10.947]give__about
[03:11.449]害怕
[03:12.201]MAN
[03:12.701]Drop on my beat
[03:13.453]Grab happiness
[03:14.456]拋棄這水逆
[03:15.210]my dear homie
[03:16.213]We both bless u happy
[03:17.968]Welcome to the jungle
[03:20.475]Welcome to the show
[03:22.981]Welcome to the party
[03:25.489]Welcome to the zoo
[03:27.997]Welcome to the jungle
[03:30.254]Welcome to the eden
[03:32.509]Join me with the last dance
[03:35.268]ohhhhhhhhh