[ti:Perfect Saturday] 
[ar:The Lonely Island] 
[al:The Wack Album] 
[by:活在當下] 
[00:00.00] 
[00:00.35]Perfect Saturday - The Lonely Island
[00:02.22].
[00:02.47]Yea
[00:02.89]This beat remind me of back in the day
[00:05.53]Sunshine chillin
[00:06.97]Man, tell em about your perfect Saturday
[00:09.76].
[00:10.63]Woke up at ten, no worries at all
[00:12.57]Another sunny day in LA, that’s how we roll
[00:15.13]Hit my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight
[00:17.76]Head’s still spinnin from the freaks last night
[00:19.88].
[00:20.13]Yea man, you know I got the sticky for sho
[00:22.69]And 5 females coming over at 4
[00:24.69].
[00:25.07]I’mma hop in the shower, clean my nuts
[00:27.44]Throw on the polo sport to impress the stunts
[00:29.76].
[00:30.26]Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors
[00:32.63]Top down cruising as I head to the store
[00:35.08].
[00:35.39]Jim has some brews, everything that we need
[00:37.52]Then back to the crib smoking indoor weed
[00:39.63].
[00:40.07]It’s the perfect Saturday, there’s knock on the door
[00:42.62]Man these girls are here early, it’s a quarter to four
[00:45.21].
[00:45.39]Man, which of these freaks I’mma see in my bed
[00:47.57]Open the door and see my homie Ned
[00:49.75].
[00:50.13]Oh hey guys, how’s it going?
[00:51.90](Wuddup Ned?)
[00:52.27]I got 911, need to use your head
[00:55.13](That’s a no can do, ooh your breath is all hit)
[00:57.69]Yea, I know, now move, I gotta take a shit
[00:59.99](Now normally Ned, the bathroom was yours
[01:02.43]But we got those fine freaks coming over at 4)
[01:04.93]Fine freaks?! Okay, new plan
[01:06.87]I’ll just hold it
[01:07.93]and let out small farts for the rest of the night
[01:09.99].
[01:10.43]Okay Ned, thanks for stopping by
[01:12.49](You’re welcome)
[01:13.16] 
[01:15.26]Seriously Ned, it was good to see you
[01:17.58](I know)
[01:18.09] 
[01:18.73].
[01:21.23]Listen, the freaks are gonna be here any minute
[01:23.54]We gotta get rid of this guy
[01:25.51]Hey dude, he’s your friend, you should ask him to leave
[01:27.83]Listen, if the freaks come here he cannot be here
[01:31.19] 
[01:33.89]Oh, god fart noises
[01:37.56]Shit!
[01:39.68]Ah, one second
[01:41.30]What time is it?
[01:42.25]It’s 4, it’s them
[01:43.68]Who? The freaks?
[01:44.43]Yes, get Ned out
[01:45.37].
[01:45.80]Ned you gotta hop out the window
[01:47.56]But we’re on the 5th floor,
[01:49.12]Yes, move like endo
[01:50.24]I’m not doing that
[01:51.24]Then hit the bathroom on the double
[01:52.81]The dump s in my butt and your toilets are trouble
[01:55.35]Look, seriously I’ll hold it
[01:57.83]I’ve been in this situation literally hundreds of times
[02:00.23]Oh what the fuck?
[02:02.70]Oh no
[02:03.57]I’m gonna need to borrow some pants
[02:05.24]No
[02:05.56].
[02:06.43]Oh hey ladies
[02:06.99](Oh my God it smells like fuckin death in here)
[02:10.54]Hey freaks!
[02:11.10](This place smells like shit)
[02:13.16]It was them
[02:13.91]We re out of here
[02:14.79]Becca wait
[02:15.54]Oh you guys blew it
[02:16.79].
[02:17.85]Well that’s too bad but we ain’t mad
[02:20.16]No. In fact, we got something to show you
[02:22.85]It’s down this hallway, and open this door
[02:25.29](A surprise?)
[02:25.73]Yea man, something like that
[02:27.73]So walk out front and don’t look back
[02:29.98](What’s all this plastic? Were you painting last night?)
[02:32.70]Don’t worry about it, just walk towards the light
[02:35.19](It sure is pretty)
[02:36.49]Yea, sure is
[02:37.76]Close your eyes Ned
[02:38.88](You’re my only friends)
[02:40.31].
[02:40.73] 
[02:45.30]Yea, motherfuckers
[02:45.68] 
[02:47.33]You already think you were gonna get out
[02:49.21]of this without a fart joke did you?
[02:50.99]You wack motherfuckers
[02:52.71]You pussy motherfuckers
[02:54.48]The fuck yall thinkin?
[02:56.35]This is Lonely Island!
[02:58.58]Oh cause we got a little paper now?
[03:00.51]And you see us on the TV
[03:02.32]You think we don’t do fart jokes no more?
[03:04.79]We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama’s tit
[03:08.35]Ya fart motherfuckers, fuck yall
[03:10.35].
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