[00:00.000] 作词 : 二师兄Evan
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 二师兄Evan
[00:15.912]你话你系唔系无脑
[00:17.775]低等生物
[00:18.731]你想做乜嘢都比我估到
[00:20.548]真系鸡咳
[00:21.290]霖住仲系一场朋友
[00:22.461]手段唔好甘捻下留
[00:23.627]带副眼镜办晒斯文你好似美滋滋
[00:26.133]已经比个台阶你落你仲要系度单单打打
[00:28.694]甘就唔好怪我数臭你既手段有几hi揦揸
[00:31.293]做生意唔厚道已经系你既常态
[00:33.718]几多人系背后笑你好似只螃蟹
[00:36.283]你好哇 正一系条废材
[00:38.721]我都霖唔明你点解甘捻kid
[00:41.226]成日被人笑你靓仔 似只夹拐
[00:43.926]肯定系因为你个靓仔经常撒赖
[00:46.439]我又唔知系边度听讲过
[00:48.824]你为左部手机除裤当街狂奔
[00:51.375]听讲部手机仲要系行货
[00:53.852]你有无好好珍惜距留到你个仔结婚
[00:56.453]你好哇 你真系大孝子
[00:58.851]QQ空间说说话无PSP就要去食cake
[01:01.269]又玩离家出走
[01:02.352]要祝福老豆老母
[01:03.820]甘嗨劲
[01:04.379]但听讲你曾经差人钱惨到要着草
[01:06.474]关于你既英勇事迹真系够晒长篇
[01:08.949]我一直数到天光都未数得晒
[01:11.437]做男人做到好似你甘真系肉酸
[01:13.978]真系好庆幸你既前妻走得快
[01:16.476]fxxxxxg pxxxy boy
[01:18.931]lil boy mxxxxxr fxxk
[01:22.556]you look just like a DOG
[01:24.735]Bxxxh
[01:26.582]成身得两蚊
[01:29.024]仲想去玩
[01:30.189]边嗨个够你霖
[01:31.537]成日搞搞震
[01:32.769]我记得你仲有件大事上过新闻
[01:35.712]（乜嘢大新闻）
[01:36.630]学人玩只老皇冠
[01:37.894]改把武士刀系波棍 喔~真系好有型
[01:41.593]阿sir捉你去影相果阵
[01:42.892]听讲你个柒头仔吓到眼擎擎
[01:46.620]有无反思过自己点解甘神憎鬼厌
[01:49.051]你生存系世上搞臭滴环境造成空气污染
[01:51.649]你舅仔都睇唔惯你要比你一个教训
[01:54.133]趁你返归挞晒你滴手机吓捻到你脚震
[01:56.700]（咁咪好嗨扑街）
[01:57.886]系嘎 正所谓多行不义必自毙
[02:00.466]反正你好哇既人生可谓曲折离奇
[02:04.023]俗称嗨黑蚊帐白啦
[02:06.822]所以话做人就要脚踏实地
[02:09.166]唔好太过急功近利
[02:10.331]同埋投机取巧
[02:11.888]你放贵利果阵有无霖过有朝一日
[02:14.796]你会被人反咬
[02:16.882]我用十五分钟写出呢首歌就系要数你
[02:19.417]我已经达到我既目的
[02:21.845]仲唔多谢你爸爸我
[02:22.949]晒口水同你讲甘嗨多道理
[02:24.695]不孝子快滴返归去面壁
[02:27.014]成身得两蚊
[02:29.533]仲想去玩
[02:30.721]边嗨个够你霖
[02:32.044]含啦正发瘟
[02:34.469]要你真过瘾
[02:35.601]祝你身体健康