[00:00.000] 作曲 : Fantom [00:01.000] 编曲 : 无 [00:09.717]我是东土大唐而来 拜佛求经的和尚 [00:13.211]妖怪先别杠 嘴巴给我合上 [00:15.720]西天拜佛求经 让我感觉特别的棒 [00:18.215]还有几位女施主帮贫僧身体茁壮 [00:19.959] [00:20.474]这西天的路 [00:21.476]贫僧从不自己走 [00:22.707]身边homie都很酷 [00:23.968]就是长的有点丑 [00:24.976] [00:25.215]我不是 故意的 开了几瓶 路易的酒 [00:27.712]就这样 富裕的 招惹了那些 妒忌的狗 [00:29.720] [00:30.214]悟空: [00:30.484]师傅你看前面山上有个妖怪 [00:32.960]Eiiiiiiii! [00:33.719]俺老孙这就把他招待 [00:35.211]哼~ [00:35.976]七十二变引到郊外 [00:37.466]Eiiiiiiii! [00:38.474]脑袋揪下来去烧菜 [00:39.723]哼~ [00:40.216] [00:40.470]好歹也是曾经闹天宫的齐天大圣 [00:42.458]这又是哪的臭鱼烂虾在做弥天大梦 [00:44.982]师傅说降妖除魔之前先把机器发动 [00:47.729]我筋骨变形金刚而你却是一汽大众 [00:49.959] [00:50.213]八戒: [00:50.719]这里是八戒的八 [00:51.475]送你朵八月的花 [00:52.465]有什么妖怪强盗我老猪都发泄的杀 [00:54.961]听说女王陛下要做我那家业的妈 [00:56.967] [00:57.458]害我猴哥和沙师弟吃了仨月的瓜 [00:59.713]对我丑是丑了点 [01:00.969]可咱干活有真劲儿啊 [01:02.464]内三个姐姐都要嫁我 [01:03.963]这怎么回事儿呢 [01:04.729] [01:05.223]我早就跟你说过 [01:07.218]大家都有这个心意 [01:08.713]那斯文不能当饭吃 [01:09.463]我只能说到这儿了 [01:09.970] [01:10.212]沙僧: [01:10.476]大师兄被妖怪捉走了 [01:12.458]Heyyyyy! [01:13.220]二师兄被妖怪捉走了 [01:14.714]Ha! [01:15.721]师傅也被妖怪捉走了 [01:16.982]Heyyyyy! [01:17.720]姑娘们快出来喝酒了 [01:19.475]好! [01:19.713] [01:19.958]大师兄他说的对 [01:21.226]二师兄他说的对 [01:22.466]那观音菩萨ta说的对呀 [01:23.470]只有师傅还在睡 [01:24.971]有时候真想打他一棒子在给他加个倍 [01:27.458]然后对着他的光头说句xx你不配 [01:29.473] [01:35.465]大唐Gang! [01:36.468] [01:36.709]大唐Gang! [01:37.469] [01:37.469]大唐Gang! [01:38.711] [01:38.711]大唐Gang! [01:39.963] [01:40.963]大唐Gang! [01:44.969] [01:45.465]大唐Gang! [01:46.479] [01:46.711]大唐Gang! [01:47.466] [01:48.230]大唐Gang!