[00:10.70]Ya, you met him on a blind date
[00:14.53]Think he the one 'cause he a safe bet
[00:17.65]Or he might have a 401k
[00:19.71]But he ain't out here cashing all these Mike's Hard checks, ah yes
[00:23.41]I can't be the guy to fix your plumming
[00:26.24]But **** it I can pay someone to do it for you
[00:29.14]You say your man can't even pass the bar to be a lawyer
[00:31.96]And every time he talk about his day I know it bore you
[00:34.86]You need somebody that can make your mom proud
[00:37.59]I'd rather be the guy that's gonna make you moan loud
[00:40.33]Really wanna be a housewife in upstate New York
[00:43.20]Five star dinners in the shopping mall food court
[00:46.46]Lame-ass, minivan-driving man, purse wearing
[00:49.89]Wonder why you on vacation out in Ocean City, Maryland
[00:52.54]Or somewhere to send your budget like that
[00:54.70]Trust me baby girl I'm just nothing like that
[00:57.52]What you don't see, he ain't got nothing on me
[01:02.38]And I know it's hard to believe, but I've got all that you need
[01:08.41]I know he look better on paper, but that **** overrated
[01:15.14]Oh, he look better on paper, but you say reading outdated
[01:20.51]Ah, yeah
[01:22.28]Skrrt
[01:23.25]Okay, cool he's got a degree
[01:24.92]Me, I went to school the difference is I lasted a week
[01:27.69]He's got a 9-5, me I work a 9-9
[01:30.56]AM to the PM means I'm working through my day and my sleep
[01:33.63]Downing PCH, you could ride with me 'cause I ain't never pump the breaks
[01:37.88]You put him first, I put him last in every single way
[01:40.78]He a lame, everybody in his frat look the same
[01:44.37]Girl I think you think you need a change
[01:45.69]Come and catch a flight, we don't need destinations
[01:48.18]And we don't need hesitations, he leaves you home masturbating
[01:51.12]When you just need a pipe, you just need to see
[01:53.70]Even though I failed, I can tell that we got chemistry, ****
[01:57.09]So leave his ass at home
[01:59.06]When he calls, when he texts, turn on airplane mode
[02:01.53]You wanna stay, or go travel different area codes
[02:04.39]I'll be way more lovey, dovey
[02:06.43]**** with me and prove your vision's 20-20, ****
[02:09.11]What you don't see, he ain't got nothing on me
[02:13.12]And I know it's hard to believe, but I've got all that you've need
[02:19.59]I know he look better on paper, but that **** overrated
[02:26.00]Oh, he look better on paper, but you say reading outdated
[02:31.62]Ah, yeah