[00:00.278] What am I doing?
[00:02.863] Hieee
[00:03.210] G'day
[00:03.573] And general introductions
[00:04.800] Got a new song and here's the instructions
[00:06.729] Keep it upbeat with a lot of BPMs
[00:08.561] No park and bark so you better move your stems
[00:10.595] You're here to have fun and maybe get messy
[00:12.645] Don't touch our wigs or b!tch we'll get testy
[00:14.603] Do not hate, don't discriminate
[00:16.572] DO NOT ASHLEY OR MARY KATE
[00:18.511] American Apparel is all gone
[00:22.403] So we wrote this brand new song
[00:26.461] Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
[00:28.326] Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
[00:30.283] Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
[00:32.320] Aaaaaaah
[00:34.753] AAA, and now we walk this way
[00:38.711] AAA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey
[00:42.604] AAA, from Sydney to LA
[00:46.080] AAA, we're out of things to say
[00:50.477] AAAAAAAAAA…
[00:52.090] Hey, hey, hey you wanna meet the triple A's
[00:54.246] What does triple A stand for anyway?
[00:55.914] A is for Alaska
[00:57.888] Can't you talk any faster?
[00:59.830] The next A is for Act
[01:01.854] Representing Aussie and that's a fact
[01:03.839] Willam is an A with no extra i
[01:05.807] Wanna see what's going on between these thighs?
[01:07.810] Started a band with our best gal pals
[01:09.706] We take Venmo, cash, or PayPal
[01:11.715] Asia, Africa, USA
[01:13.580] Turn it up and say AAA
[01:15.576] Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
[01:17.514] Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
[01:19.410] Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
[01:21.524] Aaaaaaah
[01:23.876] AAA, and now we walk this way
[01:27.845] AAA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey
[01:31.824] AAA, from Sydney to LA
[01:35.264] AAA, we're out of things to say
[01:39.799] AAAAAAAAAA…
[01:41.239] Double D, triple A, batteries charged
[01:43.157] We don't wear wigs with a front that's hard
[01:45.094] Back, front, back, my lace front
[01:47.105] Shenanigans, shows, and stunts
[01:49.074] Willam likes bangs
[01:50.038] Alaska got buns
[01:51.054] Courtney's got them all
[01:51.995] But only wears one
[01:53.031] The triple A girls that's what we're called
[01:54.945] COME TO THE PARTY AND WE'LL SNATCH YOU BALD
[01:56.965] We don't just sing songs in gay bars
[02:00.837] We also fix automotive cars
[02:04.748] Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
[02:06.664] Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
[02:08.697] Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
[02:10.656] Aaaaaaah
[02:13.130] AAA, and now we walk this way
[02:16.976] AAA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey
[02:20.979] AAA, from Sydney to LA
[02:24.437] AAA, we're out of things to say
[02:28.885] AAAAAAAAAA…
[02:30.820] AAA
[02:32.329] YMC f**king A (Wooo!)
[02:34.757] AAA
[02:36.280] Does this place have valet? (Beep beep)
[02:38.679] AAA
[02:40.229] Girl is that wig ombré? (It's a Vanity in blueberry tart)
[02:42.620] AAA
[02:44.185] Let me get that flyaway (Ow!)
[02:46.560] AAA
[02:48.045] Which one's the Beyoncé? (Me! Does that make me LaTavia?)
[02:50.508] AAA
[02:51.936] Trinity K Bonet (No way! Where?)
[02:54.426] AAA
[02:55.955] Please stay on the line for a brief survey
[02:58.341] AAA
[02:59.891] Nomi, do a piqué! (You call that a piqué turn?)
[03:02.331] AAA
[03:03.859] No brunch on matinée
[03:06.255] AAA
[03:07.745] YOU ARE A GAY CLICHÉ