[00:00.56]Brooce Bogtrotter
[00:03.78]Yes, Miss?
[00:07.61]You liked my cake, didn't you, Brooce?
[00:10.93]Yes, M
[00:12.30]And I'm very sorry that...
[00:13.22]Oh no, no, no, no...
[00:15.09]As long as you enjoyed the cake.
[00:16.97]That's the main thing.
[00:18.71]Is it?
[00:20.18]Yes, Bogtrotter. It is.
[00:23.65]Oh... Well... I did... thank you...
[00:26.54]Wonderful. Marvellous.
[00:27.71]That makes me so happy.
[00:29.12]It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine.
[00:33.42]Oh, Cook?
[00:43.71]What's the matter, Bogtrotter? Lost your appetite?
[00:46.62]Well... Yes... I'm full...
[00:48.99]Oh no, you're not full.
[00:50.98]I'll tell you when you are full,
[00:52.93]and I say that criminals like you
[00:55.07]are not full until you have eaten the entire cake.
[00:57.86]But-
[00:58.28]No buts! You haven't got time for but. Eat.
[01:00.80]But I can't eat it all...
[01:02.63]Headmistress, he'll be sick...
[01:04.25]He should have thought of that
[01:05.29]before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake!
[01:08.77]Eat!
[01:09.46]He can't!
[01:10.36]Eat!
[01:10.78]He surely can't!
[01:12.21]Eat!
[01:12.62]He might explode!
[01:13.87]EAT!
[01:15.04]Consider a slice
[01:16.76]Or even two, Brooce
[01:18.47]Might have been nice
[01:20.14]But even you, Brooce
[01:21.83]Have to admit
[01:23.44]Between you and it
[01:25.53]There's not a lot of difference in size
[01:28.87]He can't
[01:29.64]He can, Brooce
[01:30.30]He surely can't
[01:31.06]He surely can't
[01:31.89]You are the man, Brooce
[01:33.62]He might explode
[01:35.14]He's quite elastic
[01:36.81]He's going to blow, make him stop
[01:38.64]He's fantastic, look at him go
[01:41.50]I can't watch
[01:41.86]And we made a bet
[01:43.59]This must confirm, Brooce
[01:45.30]But we all suspected
[01:46.91]You have a worm, Brooce
[01:48.70]Or maybe your largeness is a bit like a TARDIS-
[01:52.31]Considerably roomier inside
[01:55.67]He can't
[01:56.44]He can, Brooce
[01:57.19]He surely can't
[01:57.85]He surely can't
[01:58.69]You are the man, Brooce
[02:00.53]B-R-O-O-C-E, Brooce!
[02:05.93]The time has come
[02:06.59]To put that tumbly tum to use
[02:09.97]You produce, Brooce
[02:12.28]Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice
[02:15.84]Oh eat it up, lick it up, suck it up
[02:19.81]Whatever you do to chuck it up
[02:21.73]And muck it up
[02:23.03]Come on, Brooce, be a hero
[02:26.27]Cover yourself in chocolate glory
[02:29.39]Brooce
[02:31.24]You'll never again be subject to abuse
[02:33.71]For your immense caboose
[02:35.37]She'll call a truce, Brooce
[02:37.62]With every swallow you are tightening the noose
[02:41.06]We never thought it was possible
[02:43.88]But here it is coming true
[02:46.69]We can have our cake and eat it too(se)
[02:50.50]The time has come
[02:51.21]To put that tumbly tum to use
[02:54.45]No excuse, Brooce
[02:56.77]Let out your belt
[02:57.54]I think you'll want your trousers loose
[03:00.22]Oh stuff it in (Brooce)
[03:02.19]You're almost finished (Brooce)
[03:03.44]You'll fit it in
[03:04.29]Whatever you do just don't give in (Brooce)
[03:06.22]Don't let her win (Brooce)
[03:07.11]Come on, Brooce, be a hero
[03:10.68]Cover yourself in chocolate glory
[03:17.39](Come on Brooce, do it!)
[03:19.16]Oh, Brooce!
[03:26.96]You'll never again be subject to abuse
[03:29.44]For your immense caboose
[03:31.16]She'll call a truce, Brooce
[03:33.48]Just one more bite and you'll have
[03:35.28]Completely cooked her goose
[03:36.82]We never thought it was possible
[03:39.51]But here it is coming true
[03:42.24]We can have our cake and eat it...
[03:44.20]Aaah..
[03:50.67]Aaah...
[03:55.01]Aaah....
[03:59.23]Aaah...Aaah......
[04:08.31]Aaah, bracing!
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