[00:00.000] 作词 : Coleman Hell [00:01.000] 作曲 : Coleman Hell/Robert Benvegnu/Michah Howard-Dowbak [00:05.59]How was work I got dinner on the stove [00:08.79] [00:11.05]You call this dinner this is why we all get thinner [00:14.63] [00:15.77]It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words [00:18.74] [00:19.80]Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again [00:21.83]I heard god's a standup comedian [00:24.48]He's got a special on HBO [00:26.20] [00:27.00]And he does a lot of racial jokes [00:29.28]Five stars from the critics [00:31.05] [00:31.64]But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure [00:34.85]I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back back [00:38.59]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [00:43.56]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm [00:48.24]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [00:53.93]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [00:56.76] [00:59.10]Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family [01:03.25]Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen [01:07.80] [01:08.65]And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried [01:13.80]And then you cried until you screamed [01:17.32]Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again [01:19.45]I heard god's a standup comedian [01:21.99]He's got a special on HBO [01:23.75] [01:24.46]And he does a lot of racial jokes [01:26.82]Five stars from the critics [01:29.06]But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure [01:32.56]I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back back [01:36.04]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [01:40.92]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm [01:45.70]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [01:50.89]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [01:54.50] [01:55.90]Hey mama turn the TV on [01:58.13]Put something in the VCR [02:00.65]With channel 7 to the stars [02:02.91]Here we go here we go here we go aye [02:05.19]Hey mama turn the TV on [02:07.66]Put something in the VCR [02:10.24]With channel 7 to the stars [02:12.35]Here we go here we go [02:14.06] [02:14.80]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [02:19.47]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm [02:24.31]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [02:28.34]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [02:33.03] [02:33.99]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [02:38.73]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm [02:43.60]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [02:47.40]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh