[ti:Petrov,Yelyena And Me]
[ar:Flight Of The Conchords]
[al:I Told You I Was Freaky]
[by:朱古力]
[00:00.00]Flight Of The Conchords - Petrov, Yelyena And Me
[02:24.62][00:05.00]LRC：  朱古力 制作
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[00:14.49]Petrov, Yelyena, and me.
[00:17.85]Lost, but happy, at sea
[00:20.89]Petrov and Yelyena said to me
[00:24.32]"Shouldn't we have something to eat?"
[00:26.48]
[00:27.64]Well, I say "There are plenty of fish in the sea"
[00:30.78]But all they can see... is me.
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[00:33.76]They say, "Any last requests?"
[00:37.70]Biding my time, I say "Yes.
[00:40.98]I want to party, just we three.
[00:44.20]Lost, but happy at sea."
[00:46.73]
[00:48.88]So we drank all night from the keg
[00:51.74]I passed out, then awoke with one leg
[00:55.28]I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
[00:58.26]He said "No" and he went back to bed....
[01:02.25]But he looked suspiciously well fed.
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[01:05.45]Three days later they were hungry again
[01:09.03]They said, "Any last requests, again, my friend?"
[01:13.38]I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?
[01:16.43]"It was a hilarious hilarious moment
[01:17.85]in a very bleak bleak time of my life."
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[01:20.46]So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones,
[01:24.08]when I awoke they were chewing on bones.
[01:27.15]Yelyena was supping blood from a cup,
[01:30.29]that's when I knew something was up.
[01:32.97]
[01:34.71]"Hey Petrov?"
[01:35.93]"What is that you're eating?"
[01:39.84]"It's .... fish."
[01:38.41]"How come it looks so much like my arm?"
[01:39.74]which haveabeen hacked off at the elbow last night.
[01:41.86]...
[01:43.89]Late that night, while they were asleep,
[01:47.03]I swallowed some arsenic to poison my meat
[01:50.27]I was very ill, but revenge is so sweet...
[01:53.54]Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat.
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[02:05.51]When I awoke, they were already dead
[02:08.72]All that was left of me was my head...
[02:11.91]No, not dead, just a head.
[02:15.18]Lost, but lonely, at sea.
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