[00:00.000] 作词 : 51811984
[00:00.180] 作曲 : 51811984
[00:00.360] 编曲 : 51811984
[00:00.540]我叫西门庆
[00:02.340]打麻将爱报听
[00:04.530]宋朝要修高速路
[00:06.480]我就成啦拆迁户
[00:08.760]手里拿着一大笔钱
[00:10.740]我都不用去种田
[00:12.990]成天游手又好闲
[00:14.910]我就认识了潘金莲
[00:17.220]可惜她已经拜了堂
[00:19.230]夫君武大郎
[00:21.630]阿莲说我长得帅
[00:23.490]对我是真爱
[00:25.650]她就出了个馊主意
[00:27.510]让武大郎断气
[00:29.910]动手之前要排练
[00:31.950]以免被发现
[00:33.540]大朗····嗯
[00:36.990]喝药啦