[00:11.900]Pop
[00:13.736]Six
[00:15.751]Squish
[00:17.254]Uh uh
[00:19.762]Cicero
[00:21.522]Lipschitz
[00:23.267][00:23.337]
[00:28.000]And now (Pop) the six merry (Six)murderesses of the Cook County Jail (Squish)
[00:33.300]In their rendition of (Uh uh)
[00:35.305]the Cell Block Tango (Cicero, Lipschitz)
[00:37.828][00:38.079]
[00:43.594]Pop
[00:45.606]Six
[00:47.355]Squish
[00:49.359]Uh uh
[00:51.373]Cicero
[00:53.381]Lipschitz
[00:55.385]Pop
[00:56.387]Six
[00:57.145]Squish
[00:58.393]Uh uh
[00:59.394]Cicero
[01:01.600]Lipschitz
[01:02.000]Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
[01:07.672]Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
[01:11.437]He had it coming
[01:12.943]He had it coming
[01:15.765]He only had himself to blame
[01:19.208]If you'd have been there
[01:20.957]If you'd have seen it
[01:23.223]I betcha you would have done the same!
[01:26.228]Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
[01:29.751]Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
[01:33.761][01:34.916]
[01:34.762]You know how people have these little habits that get you down
[01:37.023]Like Bernie
[01:40.529]Bernie liked to chew gum
[01:42.034]No, not chew
[01:44.291]POP!
[01:46.041]So I came home this one day
[01:47.299]And I am really irritated
[01:48.560]And I'm looking for a bit of sympathy
[01:49.807]And there's Bernie laying on the couch
[01:53.069]Drinking a beer and chewing
[01:54.075]No, not chewing
[01:56.837]Popping!
[01:58.340]So I said to him, "you pop that gum one more time"
[02:04.106]And he did
[02:05.609]So I took the shotgun off the wall
[02:07.869]And I fired two warning shots
[02:11.379]Into his head
[02:14.896][02:15.756]
[02:15.179]He had it coming
[02:16.800]He had it coming
[02:18.900]He only had himself to blame
[02:22.675]If you'd have been there
[02:24.424]If you'd have heard it
[02:26.437]I betcha you would have done the same!
[02:29.447][02:31.803]
[02:35.714]I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago
[02:40.482]And he told me he was single
[02:42.485]And we hit it off right away
[02:44.487]So, we started living together
[02:46.248]He'd go to work, he'd come home
[02:48.459]I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner
[02:51.715]And then I found out
[02:53.463]Single, he told me?
[02:55.723]Single, my ass
[02:57.482]Not only was he married
[02:58.731]Oh no
[02:59.733]he had six wives
[03:01.997]One of those Mormons, do you know
[03:04.001]So that night when he came home from work
[03:06.504]I fixed him his drink, as usual
[03:10.273]You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic
[03:15.287][03:16.382]
[03:16.042]He had it coming (Pop, Six, Squish)
[03:17.806]He had it coming (Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)
[03:19.554]He took a flower (Pop, Six, Squish) in its prime (Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)
[03:22.817]And then he used it (Pop)
[03:24.577]And he abused it (Six)
[03:27.081]It was a murder (Squish)
[03:28.583]But not a crime (Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)
[03:29.842][03:31.639]
[03:31.347]Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
[03:33.108]Carving up the chicken for dinner
[03:34.611]Minding my own business
[03:37.119]In storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage
[03:40.124]"You've been screwing the milkman." He says
[03:42.132]He was crazy
[03:43.635]And he kept screaming on
[03:45.149]"You've been screwing the milkman"
[03:46.650]And then he ran into my knife
[03:49.410]He ran into my knife 10 times
[03:52.162][03:52.195]
[03:54.671]If you'd have been there
[03:56.184]If you'd have seen it
[03:58.188]I betcha you would have done the same!
[04:01.451][04:01.229]
[04:02.197]Mit kersek, en itt  zt mondjok
[04:04.034]hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
[04:07.504]lecsaptam a fejet.
[04:09.000]De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok
[04:11.000]Nem tudom mert
[04:14.560]Mondja uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
[04:19.000]A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
[04:23.270]Yeah,but you do it?
[04:24.776]Uh uh, not guity
[04:28.782][04:30.972]
[04:32.046]My sister, Veronica and I had this double act
[04:35.308]And my husband, Charlie,traveled around with us
[04:38.072]Now, for the last number in our act
[04:40.330]We did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
[04:42.587]One two three four five, splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops
[04:47.600]One right after the other
[04:48.859]So this one night before the show
[04:51.363]We were down at the hotel Cicero
[04:53.124]The three of us boozing and having a few laughs And we run out of ice
[04:58.993]So I go out to get some
[05:01.151]I come back, open the door
[05:04.402]And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen
[05:08.927]The spread eagle.
[05:11.436]Well, I was in such a state of shock
[05:14.192]I completely blacked out
[05:16.000]I can't remember a thing
[05:17.148]It wasn't until later
[05:18.654]When I was washing the blood off my hands
[05:20.916]I even knew they were dead
[05:23.674][05:23.066]
[05:23.921]They had it coming (they had it coming)
[05:25.422]They had it coming (they had it coming)
[05:27.182]They had it coming all along (They had it coming all along)
[05:30.671]I didn’t do it (She didn’t do it)
[05:32.700]But if I’d done it (But she’d done it)
[05:34.708]How could you tell me that I was wrong
[05:40.219]They had it coming (they had it coming)
[05:41.234]They had it coming (they had it coming)
[05:43.738]They had it coming all along (They took a flower in its prime)
[05:47.247]I didn’t do it (And then they used it)
[05:49.506]But if I’d done it
[05:51.010]How could you tell me that I was wrong
[05:54.528][05:54.933]
[05:56.029]I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say
[05:58.290]He was a real artistic guy
[06:00.285]Sensitive. A painter.
[06:02.543]But he was always trying to find himself
[06:05.305]He'd go out every night looking for himself, and on the way
[06:08.314]He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Irving
[06:14.336]I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences
[06:17.842]He saw himself as alive
[06:19.348]And I saw him dead
[06:22.113][06:21.701]
[06:22.627]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[06:26.784]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[06:29.792]They had it coming(they had it coming)
[06:31.554]They had it coming(they had it coming)
[06:33.557]They had it coming all along(They had it coming all along)
[06:36.821]And if they used us (And if they used us)
[06:38.824]Then they abused us (Then they abused us)
[06:40.584]Could you tell us that we were wrong?
[06:43.591]He had it coming (He had it coming)
[06:45.848]He had it coming (He had it coming)
[06:47.853]He only had himself to blame (He only had himself to blame)
[06:51.359]If you'd have been there (If you'd have been there )
[06:53.118]If you'd have seen it (If you'd have seen it )
[06:55.121]I betcha you would have done the same!
[06:58.128](You pop that gum one more time)(Single, my ass)(10 times)
[07:01.892](Number 17. The spread eagle)(Artistic differences)
[07:05.656]Pop
[07:07.159]Six
[07:08.918]Squish
[07:10.923]Uh uh
[07:12.929]Cicero
[07:14.933]Lipschitz
[07:16.693]