[00:12.849]Dan:A-B-C-D-E-F-G
[00:16.255]Come on over here play with me,
[00:19.751]My momma,She even bought me a Wii.
[00:27.319]H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
[00:31.343]Only in the toilet
[00:33.447]Just like me
[00:34.583]Don’t sprinkle
[00:37.679]When you tinkle.
[00:42.127]Aja:All the boys and the girls all playing tag
[00:45.405]And patty cake jump rope, capture the flag.
[00:49.751]Dan:I don’t want any part of that,
[00:52.775]I wanna fry some ants with my magnifying glass.
[00:57.607]Dan:Hi my name is Danny,
[00:59.583]Aja: I’ll always love you,
[00:59.735]And it rhymes with words like whammy,
[01:03.311]I will protect you.
[01:03.509]And my teachers they can’t stand me.
[01:06.783]And I’ll tuck you in at night.
[01:07.229]But I sleep in batman jammies.
[01:11.327]Yes I do.
[01:16.800]Dan:Q-R-S-T-U
[01:18.248]And me, no girls allowed they all got cooties
[01:22.951]Circle dot dot,
[01:25.703]That’s the cootie shot.
[01:30.631]V-W-X-Y and Z
[01:34.445]Why’s the lunch lady always winking at me,
[01:37.559]She’s got a moustache,
[01:40.551]That grows like a tree.
[01:45.423]Aja:All the boys and the girls let’s come on over,
[01:48.903]Play kickball hopscotch and red rover.
[01:52.511]Dan:I don’t want any part of that
[01:55.927]I’m a Hit betty sue with my baseball bat.
[02:00.629]Dan:Hi my name is Danny
[02:03.700]And it rhymes with words like whammy,
[02:04.823]Aja: I’ll always love you,
[02:06.557]I will protect you.
[02:07.370]And my teachers they can’t stand me.
[02:09.919]And I’ll tuck you in at night.
[02:10.369]But I sleep in batman jammies.
[02:14.241]Yes I do.
[02:15.593]Hi my name is Danny
[02:17.374]Aja:Don’t be afraid of me,
[02:18.641]And it rhymes with words like whammy,
[02:21.270]I’m just a sweet cootie.
[02:21.641]And my teachers they can’t stand me.
[02:24.902]And I will love you till the end of time.
[02:25.393]But I sleep in batman jammies.
[02:29.249]Yes I do.
[02:34.513]Dan:1-2-3-4-5-6-7
[02:37.401]Daddy told me there’s no girls in heaven,
[02:40.721]Hallelujah.
[02:43.457]There’s only G.I Joes.
[02:48.169]8-9-10-11-12-13,
[02:51.873]Mrs. Jacobson’s got a head like a bean,
[02:55.329]I wonder,If it rains will it grow.
[03:02.696]Aja:In class pass notes on Valentine’s.
[03:06.160]All the girl’s and the boy’s all makin’ eyes.
[03:10.552]Dan:I don’t know what you’re talkin’ ‘bout.
[03:13.384]If I catch your eye I’m a poke it out.
[03:17.111]Aja: L-M-N-O-P
[03:17.885]Dan:Hi my name is Danny
[03:20.487]Aja: I’ll always love you,
[03:20.540]And it rhymes with words like whammy,
[03:23.457]I will protect you.
[03:23.687]And my teachers they can’t stand me.
[03:27.341]And I’ll tuck you in at night.
[03:27.527]But I sleep in batman jammies.
[03:32.856]Dan:Hi my name is Danny
[03:34.728]And it rhymes with words like whammy,
[03:35.557]Aja:Don’t be afraid of me,
[03:38.357]I’m just a sweet cootie.
[03:38.608]And my teachers they can’t stand me.
[03:42.384]But I sleep in batman jammies.
[03:44.101]And I will love you till the end of time.
[03:46.312]Yes I do.