[00:00.000] 作词 : Cassie Wei
[00:00.151] 作曲 : Cassie Wei/Yamato Kasai
[00:00.302] 1, 1, 1-2-1
[00:03.889] 1-2-3-4-5-6-7
[00:07.481] 1, 1, 1-2-1
[00:11.156] 1-2-3-4-5-6-7
[00:29.635] Hop hop
[00:30.832] You came along my secret laboratory
[00:36.576] Spiky spiky bloody fangs hungry for my Qi
[00:43.900] Hold up, mister
[00:45.983] Right there, mister
[00:47.513] Sit down, mister
[00:49.215] How about some retort pouch of curry
[00:53.049] Pouch of chili
[00:55.106] Pouch of MRE
[00:56.477] But you're rather picky
[01:00.259] Well
[01:00.672] I'll make you something else
[01:02.584] Don't need to show me how
[01:04.305] Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
[01:07.935] Canto or Sichuan
[01:09.775] Jiangsu or Hunan
[01:11.491] No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
[01:14.775] Zhajiangmian and Xiaolongbao
[01:17.013] Wonton and Chashao
[01:18.951] Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
[01:22.569] You're loving my retort
[01:24.460] I'm loving your retort
[01:26.177] You're my only retort
[01:27.929] You're my only retort
[01:36.586] Crack crack
[01:37.986] You stretch your arms out asking for a hug
[01:43.486] Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile
[01:51.540] Come here, mister
[01:53.159] Help me, mister
[01:54.784] Right here, mister
[01:56.481] You took up my spoon
[01:58.518] Stirring curry
[02:00.398] Stirring chili
[02:02.152] That's when I realized
[02:03.699] We became family
[02:06.425] Then he came
[02:09.723] A man in black and white
[02:11.754] He's holding laser guns and Bagua signs
[02:20.863] Then he aimed at your slimy skin
[02:26.367] And pulled the trigger
[02:31.387] Your head bursts
[02:37.744] Shh
[02:38.261] I'll stitch you back up
[02:39.827] Don't need to show me how
[02:41.699] Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
[02:45.314] I'll give you plastic eyes
[02:47.110] And give you nylon hair
[02:48.907] And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
[02:52.002] Shark fin soup or Dim sum
[02:54.331] Dumpling or Peking duck
[02:56.123] Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
[02:59.917] But you're still my RTRT
[03:01.617] But you're still my RTRT
[03:03.424] I'm seeking for RTRT
[03:05.290] I'm seeking for RTRT