[00:00.000] 作词 : Cucumber Slice, MF Doom
[00:02.999] Yo, yo, yo, y'all can't stand right here
[00:05.227] In his right hand was your man's worst nightmare
[00:07.473] Loud enough to burst his right eardrum, close-range
[00:09.773] The game is not only dangerous, but it's most strange
[00:13.072] I sell rhymes like dimes
[00:14.568] The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
[00:17.154] Joking rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick
[00:19.531] Classical slapstick rappers need Chapstick
[00:21.971] A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show
[00:24.174] So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo
[00:26.876] Tally-ho! A high Joker like a Spades game
[00:29.044] Came back from five years laying and stayed the same
[00:31.649] I'm saying, electromagnetic field it blocks all logic, Spock
[00:34.531] And G-Shocks her biological clock
[00:36.285] When I hit it, slit it to the shitter, thought I killed her goose
[00:38.716] Her Power U was pure Brita water, filtered juice
[00:41.281] Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with him
[00:43.482] Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him
[00:46.045] Never seen the shit again but he's still my dunny
[00:48.431] The only thing that come between us is krill and money
[00:51.535] I sell rhymes like dimes
[00:52.907] The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
[00:55.763] Better rhymes make for better songs, it matters not
[00:57.942] If you got a lot of what it takes just to get along
[01:00.262] Surrender now or suffer serious setbacks
[01:02.472] Got get-back, connects wet-back, get stacks
[01:05.112] Even if you gots to get jet-black, head to toe
[01:07.453] To get the dough, battle for bottles of Mo' or 'dro
[01:09.822] This fly flow take practice like Tae Bo with Billy Blanks
[01:13.050] "Oh, you're too kind!" "Really? Thanks!"
[01:14.803] To the gone and lost forever like "Oh My Darling Clementine"
[01:17.804] He hold his heart when he telling rhyme
[01:19.439] When it's his time, I hope his soul go to Heaven
[01:21.765] He nasty like the old time Old No. 7
[01:24.176] You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola
[01:26.804] Make 'em wish they could erase it out the Motorola
[01:29.165] I told her, "No credit for a bag
[01:31.185] If you want what they got, then go get it, it's all gack"
[01:33.705] Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck
[01:36.850] And still keep your attitude on self-destruct
[01:39.557] I sell rhymes like dimes
[01:40.943] The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
[01:43.545] Joking rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick
[01:45.847] Classical slapstick rappers need Chapstick
[01:48.452] A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show
[01:50.704] So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo
[01:53.136] Tally-ho! A high Joker like a Spades game
[01:55.487] Came back from five years laying and stayed the same
[01:57.970] Saying, "Electromagnetic feeling blocks all logical, Spock"
[02:00.933] And G-Shocks her biological clock
[02:02.594] When I hit it, slit her to the shitter, thought I killed her goose
[02:05.039] Her Power U was pure Brita water, filtered juice
[02:07.587] Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with him
[02:09.889] Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him
[02:12.319] Never seen the shit again but he's still my dunny
[02:14.769] The only thing that come between us is krill and money
[02:17.425] We sell rhymes like dimes
[02:19.385] The one who mostly keep cash but tell em bout the broke times
[02:25.386] "In your arms tonight
[02:28.520] She'll reflect
[02:30.898] That she owes you the sweetest of debts
[02:36.434] If she wants to pay"
[02:45.497] Check it out, y'all! Ya don't stop! Keep on, to the sure shot!
[02:50.464] Huh-ha! Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh!
[02:56.640] Yeah, you're listening to the buttery slickness
[03:00.172] The Land-O-Lakes from my man MF DOOM!
[03:03.122] Ha ha ha ha! Yeah!
[03:05.756] Rock-shocking the house, with another nugget
[03:09.229] Uh-uh-ah, eh, oh, ah, hoo-wee!
[03:14.332] Yeah! Yeah!
[03:16.721] Regulation status, right here
[03:19.028] Fondle 'Em Recordings, 1999
[03:23.458] Yeah!
[03:25.238] Now what are you 'posed to say on the end of records?
[03:27.430] I don't know! Yeah! Woo! Yeah!
[03:33.571] Mashed potatoes!
[03:35.660] Apple sauce!
[03:37.879] Buttery... biscuits!
[03:41.241] And I get lost
[03:42.727] A yes, yes, yes, yes y'all
[03:44.687] You don't stop
[03:45.779] Keep on, a' to the break-a-dawn
[03:49.227] Say what?
[03:50.804] Uh! Yeah!
[03:52.576] You thought it all was over!
[03:54.672] You thought the song was over!
[03:56.455] Ah! We tricked you! We tricked you!
[04:01.068] Ha ha ha ha... Woo!
[04:06.721] You listening to 
[04:11.135] MF DOOM, Kool Bob Love...