[ti:Jizz In My Pants]
[ar:The Lonely Island]
[al:Incredibad]
[by: ]
[00:-04.00]The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
[00:-03.00]LRC by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang
[00:-02.00]@  @
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[00:02.87]Lock eyes from across the room
[00:06.34]down my drink while the rhythms boom
[00:08.06]take your hand and skip the names
[00:09.86]no need here for the silly games
[00:11.88]make our way through the smoke and crowd
[00:13.86]the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
[00:15.76]move in close as the lasers fly
[00:17.57]our bodies touch and the angels cry
[00:19.61]leave this place go back to yours
[00:21.58]our lips first touch outside your doors
[00:23.56]a whole night what we've got in store
[00:25.57]whisper in my ear that you want some more and I
[00:27.97]JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[00:29.46]This really never happens you can take my word
[00:31.51]I won't apoligise, that's just absurd
[00:33.42]Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I
[00:35.41]JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[00:37.52]don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
[00:39.38]plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
[00:41.24]I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
[00:43.14]Now I'll go home and change
[00:45.37](JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
[00:47.20]do things alone now mostly
[00:49.08]left me heart broken not lookin' for love
[00:51.06]surprised in my eyes when I looked above
[00:52.99]the check out counter and I saw a face
[00:55.01]My heart stood still so did time and space
[00:56.89]Never felt that I could feel real again
[00:58.92]But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
[01:00.83]She turned to me thats when she said it
[01:02.82]Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" and I
[01:05.00]JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:06.78]It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
[01:08.66]But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
[01:10.70]And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
[01:13.26]JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:15.01]To be fair you were flirting a lot
[01:16.61]plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
[01:18.52]please stop acting like you're not impressed
[01:20.50]One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque
[01:22.84]Last week - I saw a film
[01:24.60]As I recall it was a horror film
[01:26.49]Walked outside into the rain
[01:28.45]Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
[01:30.89]JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:32.55](JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
[01:34.45]need to get away need to make a dash
[01:36.39]A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
[01:38.35]JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:40.45](ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I
[01:43.07]JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:44.39]Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
[01:46.26]JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:48.30]When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
[01:50.24]JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:52.26]I just ate a grape and I
[01:53.69]JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
[01:55.26]JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
[01:57.13]Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...
[01:59.04]I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
[02:04.02]AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
[02:08.01]YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
[02:11.98]I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I
[02:15.96]JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
[02:17.93](I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
[02:21.53]yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
[02:23.84](I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
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