[ti:The ballad of john and yoko] [ar:Beatles] [by:] [la:uk] [00:03.00]Standing in the dock at Southampton, [00:06.00]Trying to get to Holland or France. [00:10.00]The man in the mac said, "You've got to turn back". [00:13.00]You know they didn't even give us a chance. [00:15.00]Christ you know it ain't easy, [00:19.00]You know how hard it can be. [00:24.00]The way things are going [00:26.00]They're going to crucify me. [00:31.00]Finally made the plane into Paris, [00:35.00]Honey mooning down by the Seine. [00:38.00]Peter Brown called to say, [00:40.00]"You can make it O.K., [00:41.00]You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain". [00:44.00]Christ you know it ain't easy, [00:47.00]You know how hard it can be. [00:52.00]The way things are going [00:55.00]They're going to crucify me. [00:59.00]Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, [01:03.00]Talking in our beds for a week. [01:06.00]The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?" [01:10.00]I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace". [01:12.00]Christ you know it ain't easy, [01:16.00]You know how hard it can be. [01:20.00]The way things are going [01:23.00]They're going to crucify me. [01:28.00]Saving up your money for a rainy day, [01:31.00]Giving all your clothes to charity. [01:35.00]Last night the wife said, [01:37.00]"Oh boy, when you're dead [01:39.00]You don't take nothing with you [01:40.00]But your soul - think!" [01:42.00]Made a lightning trip to Vienna, [01:47.00]eating chocolate cake in a bag. [01:50.00]The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head, [01:53.00]They look just like two gurus in drag". [01:56.00]Christ you know it ain't easy, [01:59.00]You know how hard it can be. [02:04.00]The way things are going [02:06.00]They're going to crucify me. [02:11.00]Caught an early plane back to London. [02:15.00]Fifty acorns tied in a sack. [02:18.00]The men from the press said, "We wish you success, [02:22.00]It's good to have the both of you back". [02:24.00]Christ you know it ain't easy, [02:27.00]You know how hard it can be. [02:32.00]The way things are going [02:35.00]They're going to crucify me. [02:39.00]The way things are going [02:42.00]They're going to crucify me.