[ti:99 Problems]
[ar:Jay-Z]
[al:The Black Album]
[00:-2.00]Jay-Z - 99 Problems
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[00:00.45]If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:02.80]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
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[00:05.72]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.18]Foes that wanna make sure my casket s closed
[00:10.80]Rap critics that say he s  Money Cash Hoes 
[00:13.50]I m from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
[00:15.90]If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
[00:18.40]You d celebrate the minute you was having doe
[00:20.96]I m like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:23.76]If you don t like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:26.26]Got beef with radio if I don t play they show
[00:28.61]They don t play my hits well I don t give a shit SO
[00:31.47]Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:34.01]So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
[00:36.91]I don t know what you take me as
[00:38.97]or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
[00:41.65]I m from rags to ritches nigga I ain t dumb
[00:44.17]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
[00:46.60]Hit me
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[00:49.90]99 Problems but a bitch ain t one
[00:51.91]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:54.45]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
[00:56.89]Hit me
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[00:57.58]The year is  94 and in my trunk is raw
[00:59.73]In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
[01:02.17]I got two choices yall pull over the car or
[01:04.48]bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
[01:07.50]Now I ain t trying to see no highway chase with jake
[01:10.10]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
[01:12.31]So I...pull over to the side of the road
[01:14.90]And I heard  Son do you know why I m stopping you for? 
[01:17.71]Cause I m young and I m black and my hats real low
[01:20.09]Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don t know
[01:22.76]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
[01:25.35] Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four 
[01:27.98] License and registration and step out of the car 
[01:30.56] Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are 
[01:33.16]I ain t stepping out of shit all my papers legit
[01:35.65] Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit? 
[01:38.57]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
[01:41.05]And I know my rights so you gon  need a warrent for that
[01:43.30] Aren t you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something? 
[01:47.21] Or somebody important or something? 
[01:49.15]Nah I ain t pass the bar but I know a little bit
[01:51.35]Enough that you won t illegally search my shit
[01:53.70] Well see how smart you are when the K-9 s come 
[01:56.26]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
[01:58.67]Hit me
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[02:01.82]99 Problems but a bitch ain t one
[02:03.88]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:06.42]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
[02:08.91]Hit me
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[02:12.22]99 Problems but a bitch ain t one
[02:14.13]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:16.62]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
[02:19.14]Hit me
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[02:19.93]Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:21.86]A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:24.35]This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
[02:26.93]But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
[02:30.12]I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
[02:32.09]Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:35.03]You know the type loud as a motor bike
[02:37.43]But wouldn t bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:39.79]The only thing that s gonna happen is i mma get to clapping
[02:42.53]He and his boys gon  be yapping to the captain
[02:45.39]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
[02:47.70]Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:50.45]Fiends on the floor scratching again
[02:52.86]Paparazzi s with they cameras snapping them
[02:55.22]D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
[02:58.01]Half-a-mil for bail cause I m African
[03:00.60]All because this fool was horrasin them
[03:03.13]Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
[03:05.70]But ain t nothing sweet  bout how I hold my gun
[03:08.26]I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain t one
[03:10.78]Hit me
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[03:13.96]99 Problems but a bitch ain t one
[03:15.97]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:18.48]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
[03:21.00]Hit me
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[03:24.18]99 Problems but a bitch ain t one
[03:26.30]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:28.84]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
[03:31.29]Hit me
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[03:37.17]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:39.33]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
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[03:43.24]You re crazy for this one Rick
[03:45.57]It s your boy
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