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Eminem - The Slim Shady LP - Role model
[00:01.00]OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
[00:03.00]You can try this at home
[00:05.00]You can be just like me!
[00:16.00]Mic check one two.. we recordin?
[00:18.00]I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
[00:22.00]If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
[00:25.00]I strangled you to death then I choked you again
[00:27.00]Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
[00:30.00]You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
[00:32.00]Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
[00:35.00]I get you blunted off of funny home grown
[00:37.00]Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
[00:40.00](Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
[00:42.00]That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
[00:45.00]Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
[00:48.00]I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
[00:51.00]My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
[00:53.00]Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
[00:56.00]Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
[00:58.00]Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
[01:01.00]smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
[01:04.00]And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
[01:07.00]I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
[01:09.00]So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
[01:11.00]Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
[01:14.00]Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
[01:16.00]But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
[01:19.00]How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
[01:21.00]I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
[01:24.00]Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
[01:27.00]My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
[01:29.00]And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
[01:32.00]Now follow me and do exactly what you see
[01:34.00]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
[01:37.00]I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
[01:40.00]Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
[01:42.00]Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
[01:45.00]When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
[01:47.00]Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
[01:50.00]Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
[01:53.00]My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
[01:55.00]I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
[01:58.00]I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
[02:00.00]That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
[02:03.00]My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
[02:06.00]witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
[02:08.00]Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
[02:11.00]And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
[02:14.00]I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
[02:17.00]A premature birth that was four minutes late
[02:19.00]Mother.. are you there? I love you
[02:21.00]I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
[02:24.00]Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
[02:27.00]a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
[02:29.00]I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
[02:32.00]Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
[02:34.00]So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
[02:37.00]Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
[02:40.00]Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
[02:42.00]I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
[02:45.00]I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
[02:47.00]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
[02:50.00]I've been with 10 women who got HIV
[02:52.00]Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
[02:55.00]I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
[02:58.00]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
[03:00.00]I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
[03:03.00]You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
[20:00.00]?by Stane?& Mla餫