[ti:Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (Orchestrated Version)]
[ar:Tom Lehrer]
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[00:00.00]Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (Orchestrated Version) - Tom Lehrer
[00:07.45]Spring is here
[00:08.56]A suh puh ring is here
[00:10.22]
[00:10.73]Life is skittles and life is beer
[00:13.56]
[00:14.10]I think the loveliest time
[00:16.01]Of the year is the spring
[00:18.04]I do  don't you  'Course you do
[00:20.59]
[00:21.26]But there's one thing
[00:22.39]That makes spring complete for me
[00:24.98]And makes every Sunday
[00:26.95]A treat for me
[00:28.60]
[00:29.82]All the world seems in tune
[00:32.95]On a spring afternoon
[00:34.69]When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
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[00:38.07]Every Sunday you'll see
[00:39.76]My sweetheart and me
[00:41.51]As we poison the pigeons in the park
[00:44.17]
[00:44.75]When they see us coming
[00:46.80]The birdies all try hide
[00:48.62]
[00:49.26]But they still go for peanuts
[00:51.19]When coated with cyanide
[00:54.40]The sun's shining bright
[00:55.95]Everything seems all right
[00:57.62]When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
[01:00.26]
[01:06.15]We've gained notoriety
[01:07.67]And caused much anxiety
[01:09.44]In the Audubon Society
[01:11.15]With our games
[01:12.89]They call it impiety
[01:14.65]And lack of propriety
[01:16.32]And quite a variety
[01:17.98]Of unpleasant names
[01:19.70]But it's not against any religion
[01:23.04]To want to dispose of a pigeon
[01:27.91]So if Sunday you're free
[01:31.40]Why don't you come with me
[01:32.98]And we'll poison the pigeons in the park
[01:35.57]
[01:36.38]And maybe we'll do
[01:38.08]In a squirrel or two
[01:39.81]While we're poisoning pigeons in the park
[01:42.19]
[01:43.19]We'll murder them all
[01:44.95]Amid laughter and merriment
[01:46.65]
[01:47.48]Except for the few
[01:49.06]We take home to experiment
[01:51.58]
[01:52.38]My pulse will be quickenin'
[01:54.46]With each drop of strych'nine
[01:56.03]We feed to a pigeon
[01:57.71]It just takes a smidgin 
[01:59.37]To poison a pigeon in the park