[ti:Master Of The House] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Les Misérables (1987 Original ] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Master Of The House (この家の主) - Jennifer Butt/Leo Burmester [00:03.69]Written by：Alain Boubil/Herbert Kretzmer/Jean-Marc Natel/Claude-Michel Schönberg [00:07.38]Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down [00:10.31]And meet the best innkeeper in town [00:14.07] [00:15.32]As for the rest all of 'em crooks: [00:18.44]Rooking their guests and crooking the books [00:21.70] [00:23.65]Seldom do you see [00:26.52] [00:27.08]Honest men like me [00:29.58]A gent of good intent [00:32.40]Who's content to be [00:36.91]Master of the house doling out the charm [00:39.78]Ready with a handshake and an open palm [00:42.97]Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir [00:46.16]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur [00:49.22]Glad to do a friend a favor [00:52.16]Doesn't cost me to be nice [00:55.04] [00:55.67]But nothing gets you nothing [00:57.29]Everything has got a little price [01:00.10] [01:01.85]Master of the house keeper of the zoo [01:04.99]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two [01:07.99]Watering the wine making up the weight [01:11.12]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight [01:14.24]Everybody loves a landlord [01:17.06]Everybody's bosom friend [01:19.81] [01:20.37]I do whatever pleases [01:22.00]Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end [01:24.00] [01:25.19]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [01:28.12]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [01:31.13]Servant to the poor butler to the great [01:34.19]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [01:37.20]Everybody's boon companion [01:40.39]Everybody's chaperone [01:43.39]But lock up your valises [01:44.83]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [01:47.46] [01:51.64]Enter Monsieur lay down your load [01:54.65]Unlace your boots rest from the road [01:58.19] [01:59.81]This weighs a ton travel's a curse [02:02.88]But here we strive to lighten your purse [02:06.16] [02:08.41]Here the goose is cooked [02:11.04] [02:11.66]Here the fat is fried [02:14.14]And nothing's overlooked [02:16.83]Till I'm satisfied [02:21.20]Food beyond compare Food beyond belief [02:24.13]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef [02:27.25]Kidney of a horse liver of a cat [02:30.32]Filling up the sausages with this and that [02:33.51]Residents are more than welcome [02:36.51]Bridal suite is occupied [02:39.01] [02:39.56]Reasonable charges [02:41.19]Plus some little extras on the side [02:44.50] [02:45.94]Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice [02:48.89]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [02:52.00]Here a little slice there a little cut [02:55.01]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut [02:58.14]When it comes to fixing prices [03:00.39] [03:01.15]There are a lot of tricks he knows [03:04.21]How it all increases all them bits and pieces [03:07.08]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [03:09.89] [03:10.58]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [03:13.39]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [03:16.47]Servant to the poor butler to the great [03:19.41]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [03:22.48]Everybody's boon companion [03:25.60]Gives 'em everything he's got [03:28.67]Dirty bunch of geezers [03:30.22]Jesus What a sorry little lot [03:32.85] [03:38.04]I used to dream that I would meet a prince [03:42.40]But God and Almighty have you seen what's happened since [03:46.20] [03:48.52]Master of the house Isn't worth me spit [03:52.17]`Comforter philosopher' and lifelong sh*t [03:55.98]Cunning little brain regular Voltaire [03:59.76]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there [04:03.24] [04:03.80]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse [04:10.11] [04:10.68]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house [04:15.16] [04:15.85]Master of the house [04:17.34]Master and a half [04:18.91]Comforter philosopher [04:19.99]Ah don't make me laugh [04:21.92]Servant to the poor butler to the great [04:24.92]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate [04:27.86]Everybody bless the landlord [04:31.05]Everybody bless his spouse [04:34.07]Everybody raise a glass [04:36.48] [04:37.17]Raise it up the master's arse [04:39.18] [04:40.24]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House