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[00:00.68]All my neighbors are fast asleep
[00:03.26]And I can't find anything to drink
[00:06.27]The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
[00:09.52]So I'm headed down the street to first call
[00:12.59]Me and the Bads were staying up late
[00:15.55]Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate
[00:18.61]But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail
[00:21.61]So I said it's only four short blocks to first call
[00:24.88]Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride
[00:27.88]Peoples goin' to work while we're getting cockeyed
[00:30.94]The sun's coming up and the drinks are goin' down
[00:34.07]So shut the f**k up and I'll get the next round
[00:37.16]6 am  we'll start all over again
[00:43.07]No one applying the brakes
[00:46.01]We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
[00:49.16]We're gonna eat pickled egg
[00:52.25]We're gonna see Toby Jeg
[00:55.51]We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun
[01:01.86]It smells like bleach  adult diapers and mold
[01:04.76]And everyone around me's over 60 years old
[01:07.90]But we're gonna share the next hour or two
[01:10.85]We all got each other and nothing better to do
[01:14.18]Irish coffee  and Irish car bomb
[01:17.05]A fat drunk jew starts singing this song
[01:20.16]I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
[01:23.21]So I buy him a shot  and he buys me back three
[01:26.46]6 am  we'll start all over again
[01:32.25]No one applying the brakes
[01:35.12]We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
[01:38.31]We're gonna eat pickled egg
[01:41.39]We're gonna hang with Dave Gregg
[01:44.70]We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done
[01:50.96]
[02:03.57]All my neighbors are fast asleep
[02:06.33]And I can't find anything to drink
[02:09.57]The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol
[02:12.50]So I'm gonna be the very first one at first call 
[02:15.63]I'm gonna be the very first one at first call 
[02:18.69]I'm gonna be the very first one at first call 
[02:21.69]I'm gonna be the very first one at first call 
[02:24.81]I'm gonna be the very first one at first call